Either Microsoft corporate headquarters or Bill Gate’s billion dollar house, I can’t decide.
Boeing Company HQ. A moving target, nowadays.
Jeb Bush and the rest of those knuckleheads in Florida
who don’t know how to vote
The Westboro Baptist Church, just after Fred Phelps has given a TV news conference declaring, “…and if I’m not tellng the truth, may God strike me down!”
I wish the largest piece of all had fallen directly upon the head of Paul F. Miller, of Georgia.
Britney Spears.
“Oops, I did it a-SPLAT!!!”
It would really be funny if it fell on deaf ears.
Yes, but if it fell on deaf ears in the forest, would anybody hear? Especially if that forest were in, say, northern New Jersey. I’m joking of course. I know full well there are no trees in northern New Jersey ;).
goth answer: I wish the Mir had crashed into me and ended my misery. Of course with my luck I’d probably survive.
Henny Youngman answer: I wish the Mir had crashed into my wife and ended my misery. Of course with my luck, she’d probably survive and invite her mother to move in.
- The Crystal Cathedral;
- Saddam Hussein;
- Matt Lauer; or
- xtnjohnson’s #2 pick
I personally would mind a few scraps of metal dropping into my home state of Kentucky.
Or on an XFL game during a live broadcast (not hitting anyone, of course.)
Oops. That’s supposed to say “I personally wouldn’t mind …”
I second Freyr’s nomination for the ‘Reverend’ Phelps, and would be elated if a bit of shrapnel shorted out the server housing his website…
Also, a definite ‘YEAH!’ to Ukelele Ike for his suggestion, hoping that the biggest chunk of Mir buries itself in Attorney General Ashcroft.
And, just to lower the annoyance factor of the world, Tom Green and MTV Studios.
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I wish it had hit the Taco Bell chihuaua!
I’m in northern New Jersey.
Calgary.
–Hey, it passed right over it on the way down…
Rosie O’Donnel
My house. I have a paper due in 20 hours and I haven’t started yet. I suck.
how about taliban HQ, revenge for destroying the budda statues