I was kinda hoping it would plummet atop a Frank Geary building—just to see if anyone could tell the difference.
Any other tempting targets?
Bad Karma to wish harm to come to anyone, but I would not have shed any tears if it had fallen right on Sadam Hussein’s noggin.
I’m reminded of the Northern Exposure episode where a satellite falls on Maggie’s boyfriend. In the show the satellite “fused” with Rick, resulting in an amusingly-shaped coffin.
Puff Daddy. A White House Cabinet meeting.
A White House Cabinet meeting convened to congratulate Puff Daddy on his acquital.
That’s classic. ::looks for thumbs up smilie::
I just wish it had hit the Taco Bell target. I could go for a taco.
BWAHahahaha!!! Classic Eve!
I just wish it had hit any Taco Bell…
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*Originally posted by poohpah chalupa *
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Now, with a name like poohpah chalupa, how can you wish ill on Taco Bell?
1.) The Ad Guy responsible for that idiotic commercial about the man in a trailer in the Australian Outback, who learns that he’s about to be hit by incoming space debris, so he buys a lot of pillows. I hate that commercial. It would have been poetic justice. Especially if it took out his van and/or pillows.
2.) The museum housing the remains of Skylab.
Ronald Reagan’s swimming pool. “Mommy, I told everyone we needed a space umbrella.” “Yes, Ronnie. Now finish your tapioca and I’ll change your diaper.”
The frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.
TAKE THAT GREEN BAY!!! HAHAHAHA
Since it broke into pieces, can I pick more than one target?
-Veterans Stadium, Philadelphia
-The IRS building
-That a stray piece would orbit a few more times and crash into the Oscar ceremony Sunday night
-Rush Limbaugh’s studio
-AOL headquarters
-Wal-Mart (pick any one. When unoccupied, of course!)
-Pat Buchannon’s house
-Any Denny’s restaurant
-David Arquette’s head
-Iraq’s nuclear weapons research plant
-The temporary Chinese embassy to Serbia (just for laffs)
-Any one of several arenas holding an NCAA tournament game
-Charles Manson’s jail cell
-Al Sharpton’s hair
-Joan Rivers face
Then I would like to see all the tiny stray pieces fall all over Northern New Jersey!
“Then I would like to see all the tiny stray pieces fall all over Northern New Jersey!”
HEY! I LIVE in Northern New Jersey!
The WB Studios (TV, not the movies).
Like we’d miss that dreck.
I would have said the locations where Survivor II was being filmed, but I suppose everyone has already left there, so how about the GPS coordinates for Mark Burnett’s current location?
And this would change things how? (Sorry Eve, couldn’t resist)
Except for near YOUR house, of course Eve!
My deepest sympathies.
[ducks & runs]
Ok, ok, here’s my list:
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My evil former boss’s house. He knows who he is, and I know where he lives (coincidentally, it’s … Short Hills, New Jersey!!!)
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All hosts of sports memoriabilia infomercials who YELL THE ENTIRE TIME THEY’RE ON THE AIR, SO EVEN IF YOU JUST FLIP CHANNELS BY THEM YOU’RE BLOWN INTO THE NEXT APARTMENT.
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Hell, let’s add the talk-show hosts, too. Oprah, Sally Jessye, Ricki, Jerry, Montel… Line 'em up.
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Madison Square Toilet (I swear, that’s what it looks like from above), preferably during a sports event so we get rid of drunken fans, too. Build a lovely memorial garden to the late Pennsylvania Station on the remains.
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If it could only have been a few days earlier, we coulda taken out the Ancient Order of Drunken, Festering, Homophobic Hibernians, and every frat boy barfing green beer.
My car… i need a new one and that would be a great excuse.
I find a certain morbid humor in imagining the ensuing events if it had fallen on any person. What if he had life insurance? His wife would file a claim, and would be asked how he died; she’d have to say, “Well, you know, a giant space station fell on his head.” Just picture the insurance company reaction. What a way to go!
ANY baseball staduium with artificial turf! (It’s still spring training, so the loss of life would be minimal…)
The bank that owns my Stafford loans.