For me…
Spirits (alcoholic).
That I was good with computers.
Downloadable Porn.
sweets and junk food
driving too fast
Right now, Stephen Kings “Dreamcatcher”…keeping me up too late
I’m sure they are many more, but I’m too tired to think of them tonight
The one definitive answer to the endless debates about homosexuality, the (non)existance of God, and which is better: Star Trek or Star Wars.
The pressure of knowing these things but not being able to tell is extreme, let me tell you.
No, I can’t tell you, damn…
Actually, the joys and pains of love. Whoever said " 'Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all" should be strung up like a piñata and swung at repeatedly.
And speed. That damaged me quite a bit. 
The truth about Puff the Magic Dragon. Okay, I had to be told that one, but my pain is still real!
I wish I’d never discovered the hole in my tooth. I don’t want to go to the dentist, but I know I can’t let it go.
I hate thinking about it… I must leave this thread…
I wish I had never discovered what it’s like to live with only one eye.
I wish I had never discovered that I’ll probably not live to see 50.
I Wish i never discovered drugs.
I Wish those coppers never discovered my drugs either.
Cigarettes to
select somethingawful forum threads. Even now, the horror still lurks within.
Chocolate
Responsibility. (of any kind)
That web site that shows pictures of people that have done weird things to their bodies. Like forking their tongues and other body parts (think significant male anatomy item here :eek: )
Del Taco.
Masturbation…that’s at least 1/3 of my life gone, right there.
That fecal vomiting actually happens.
Human nature ( of the bad kind )
Woah, really? Someone get Lieu, he’d be able to do a great party trick after reading this thread!
The stuff they put in hot dogs.
The double helix.
My parents having sex.
The truth about my ex-wife.
Uhm… those two discoveries at the same time?
For me it was Message Boards like this one. Waaaay to much time spend on these.
Oh well… could be worse I guess.
