The trousers: they are dead.
Nothing too exciting here:
JDM Japanese Domestic Market
JDM Journal of Department Managers
JDM Jovi Deo Magno (Latin: To Jupiter the Great God, epigraphy)
JDM Junior Department Manager
JDM Juvenile Dermatomyositis
JDM Juicy Delicious Melons
Wow, I’ve gone international…
MMK Magnitogorsk Iron and Steel Works Open Joint Stock Company
MMK Magyar Mérnöki Kamara (Hungarian Engineering Chamber)
MMK Magyar Mozgókép Közalapítvány (Motion Picture Public Foundation of Hungary)
MMK Marinens Musikkår (Swedish Navy Band)
MMK Marshall-Marchetti-Krantz Procedure
MMK Mayr-Melnhof Karton Ag (Mayr-Melnhof Cardboard Boxes Inc, Austria)
MMK Medische Milieukunde (Dutch: environmental medicine)
MMK Mensch-Maschine-Kommunikation (German: Human-Computer Interaction)
MmK Moeders met Kindjes (Flemish: Mothers with Children; Luxembourg)
MMK Money Matters for Kids
MMK Multimedia Koordinator (Multimedia Coordinator, German)
MMK Multimediakommunikation (German: multimedia communication)
MMK Murmansk, Russia - Murmansk (Airport Code)
MMK Museum für Moderne Kunst (Museum of Modern Art, Frankfurt/Main, Germany)
MMK Myanmar Kyat (ISO currency code)
Heh.
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
(and, unfortunately, Campus Crusade for Christ)
also
Camelback Collectibles Club 
TLM Median Tolerance Limit
TLM Target Location Message
TLM Target Locator Module
TLM Telemetry
TLM The Learning Manager
TLM Thick Lime Milk ??
TLM Top Level Menu
TLM Top Level Menu (interactive television menu systems)
TLM Topographic Line Map (NIMA)
TLM Tout Le Monde (French)
TLM Transaction Level Modeling
TLM Transmission Line Matrix
TLM Two-Layer Method
TLM Two-Level Maintenance
Hey, not too bad at all. Apparently, thick lime milk is used to treat slurry on Brucellosis breakdown farms, I feel so important!
Once upon a time I edited a training curriculum in the social services field. It was commonly referred to by it’s acronym and it wasn’t until later that I learned some people had called it the (not real acronym):
WWCPT = Willie Whistlepig’s Crazy People Training
The fun part was, only some people knew that every chapter contained an example with the name of my dog - Roberto Pero, Robert Hund, etc.
I know have a training material where the examples are for Eric, Kenny, Bebe, Stan, Wendy, etc. So far, no one has got it.
Whistlepig
Similarly, I was informed that
Guess posters to political boards haven’t seen a need to acronymize “Radical Leftist Kook” or “Rightist Lying Klansman”…
CLB Church Lads Brigade
CLB Classroom and Laboratory Building
CLB Club
CLB Coal Lease Bonus
CLB Common Logic Board
CLB Configurable Logic Block (microchip technology)
CLB Crash Locator Beacon
CLB Creepy Little Bastard (WWF)
CLB Current Licensing Basis
CLB Cute Little Baby
CLB Surf Clam (FAO species code)
Narrow-Band Gaussian
National Bank of Georgia
National Bank of Greece
National Botanical Gardens
Natural Born Gamers (gaming clan)
Naval Beach Group
Need Before Greed (Everquest game slang)
No Bloody Good
:dubious: Fascinating…
I liked this one, heh.
Two under HMB:
Hit Me Back
Metabolite ß-Hydroxy ß-Methylbutyrate Monohydrate (branched-chain amino acid)
ANE Anarchy ‘n’ Explosives
ANE Ancient Near East
ANE Antioch New England Graduate School
ANE Anything ‘n’ Everything
ANE Automotive News Europe
Mine are shitty! The first one is kind of cool though. But Antioch New England Graduate School? I think ya added a few extra letters in there, hoss.
Like my father before me, I’m DNA.
I can’t think of any for that, can you guys come up with something?
My son’s name is R, and I was sorely tempted to give him my same middle name.
SSK
- Convential Submarine*
- Slip 2 Stitches, Knit 1 (a knitting instruction)
- Soft Sweet Kiss - awwww
- Sosyal Sigortalar Kuruma
- Google was not my friend tonight.
I tried to find exactly what SSK stood for in relation to submarines, but most of the articles seemed to assume one reading the articles would already know. I’m thinking (based on my search) that it is some combo of submergible, submarine, surface and killer.
Does anyone know?
I have no middle name.
RH
I can’t come up with anything accurate that has to do with reading or chocolate.
There are three for my initials:
JMB
Joint Maintenance Board
Journal Message Block
Journal of Molecular Biology
I didn’t expect there to be any results for “JMI,” but there are:
[ul]
[li]Jamia Milia Islamia (India) [/li][li]Japan Market Intelligence [/li][li]Java Metadata Interface (Sun Microsystems) [/li][li]Journal of Medical Imaging [/li][li]Justice Management Institute[/li][/ul]
My brother and I have the same initials. If you take just the first and last initials, I share them with my brother, father, and an uncle. And if you take just the first and middle initials, I apparently share them with Mona Lott. 
TJB Taejon Broadcasting (Korea)
TJB Telephone Junction Box
TJB Tonnage en Jauge Brute (French: gross register ton)
By the way, are we getting around the Too Many Game Threads in MPSIMS thing by putting them here?
KDA Kachin Defense Army
KDA Kanpur Development Authority (India)
KDA Kansas Dental Association
KDA Karachi Development Authority (Pakistan)
KDA Kentucky Department of Agriculture
kDa Kilodaltons (molecular weight)
KDA Known Direction of Arrival
KDA Kongsberg Defence & Aerospace (Norway)
CPC
Wow. 117 results including:
California Pistachio Commission
Cook’s Pest Control
Canadian Pork Council
Mine took ages:
TKR Team Knight Rider (TV show)
TKR Total Knee Replacement
I like the second one.