What does an "unaccredited college degree" cost?

Factual Questions
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I keep getting email for them, and I’d be tempted, just to get a better job. I’ve got 3/4 of a degree in something that has no real career value, history.

But I’ve found that even as a salesman, they will pay better if I had the whole worthless degree.
If they called the “unaccredited school”, they would be assured I was enrolled and graduated. How would they think to ask about the accrediting if they really don’t care about history?

However, the emails always have you call an 800 number that wants to get some info on you and then call you back.
I figure they’re just going to check my credit limit and make up a price to drain it.

So, the question is: do they deliver, and what does it cost?

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They shouldn’t cost much.

If you want, I will give you a degree. I can make it on my computer. I will mail you a test, 1-10 True/False questions about, say quantum physics or whatever you want. Then you mail it back to me! After I grade it, I will mail you your new degree!! Then if you work calls, I will be like “Let me check the school records here… hmmmmm… yep, it appears that he was a student here last year and graduated with a 4.0 .” Flawless… I will only charge you 50 bucks plus any additional fees they rack up on my cell phone by calling me during the day. Besides, it is worth it to have a B.S. degree from Bear’s Florida University of Common Knowledge. F.U.C.K.