Ok, I actually am trying to be considerate of Cervaise’ nutsack, and I don’t want to hijack his thread anymore than I have, so…
What does it take to get you to the doctor?
The reason I ask is this – men (IME) tend to be worse than women about not going to the doctor until things have become emergent. In the linked thread, Cervaise says day 1, “it hurt to pee.” I can be pretty effing stubborn with my health (hell, I am too ornery to die, I will live forever out of spite – my mother tried to abort me in the THIRD trimester, think about it) but if it hurts to pee, you’d better believe I would be at the doctor’s office going “oh, no, let me explain this to you – I WILL see the doctor today, because IT HURTS TO PEE.”
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TMI ALERT – LOOK AWAY NOW
Now, I admit that since Friday night, my stomach has been more than a little ooky feeling, and through gravy poops alone, I have lost about 13lbs but I’ve had no fever, no blood in the poop and no vomiting, so I have no desire to see the doctor. I know what he’s going to say: “Litoris, there’s a nasty stomach bug going around. Be glad you’re not puking. Stay hydrated and go to the ER if you do see blood or become dehydrated.” I am staying hydrated, so no worries there.
TMI OVER
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[li]blood coming out of any orifice not a cut/wound – this obviously excludes the normal monthly blood that doesn’t come from a wound. [/li][li]any pain bad enough to make me cry – I’m not a wimp, so if it’s bad enough to make me cry, you can bet your ass it’s a bad thing[/li][li]lumps where they do not belong[/li][li]if it hurts when I pee/have/sex/touch my vajayjay in any way[/li][li]obvious stuff – bones poking through the skin, and so forth[/li][/ul]
Now, I feel inclined to tell you a story that backs up my men are insane because they just don’t grok when to go to the doctor position.
I worked with a very nice guy once who missed 5 days of work. Since he was under my direct supervision, he called me to tell me he would be out for 5 days. When he came in, I expressed concern (he hadn’t said why his doctor didn’t want him working, and I really didn’t want to know) about his health. Nothing more than a passing “so, you’re ok now?” He was a file clerk, so no heavy lifting or anything was involved. He proceeded to tell me a story about how he had woken up one morning and “it hurt to pee” but he thought nothing of it, maybe the night before, he’d gotten a little wilder than he thought he had (he was gay, maybe relevant, maybe not). The next day, he noticed a little lump on righty. (Yes, by now, I was looking for an excuse to end the conversation, but was intrigued nonetheless, damn morbid spaz that I am) Day 3, lump was the size of a walnut and squishy but not painful, so he still didn’t need to see the doctor. Oh, yeh, I should also mention it still “hurt to pee.” This, apparently, went on for about a week before lumpy MOVED to lefty. He was a little concerned at that point, but decided to wait until the doctor’s next available – 2 weeks later. During the intervening 2 weeks, lumpy moved from righty to lefty a few times – and he still didn’t see it as emergent!!! It turned out to be some kind of cancerous thing, and he had it excised and was fine, but still. WTF?
So, what say you? Does “it hurts to pee” rank on the get-me-in-the-office-today scale or are you of the “oh, I shall just wait until my testicles/vajayjay grow teeth and then whenever they fit me in will be ok” group?