May be legal now in Kentucky and Mississippi.
It contains a mild alkali to counteract any residual uric acid in the male urethra, so as not to give your lady friend any discomforts. (See how considerate we are?)
As you age, your sense of smell and the frequency of sex often both decrease.
To test if there is a casual relationship, I’m attempting to negotiate a greatly increased rate of sex and see if that helps
Third times’s a charm!
Zombies don’t really smell all that much, it’s one of their few positive qualities.
How do you keep a zombie from smelling? Cut off its nose.
There’s a book, Everybody Lies, by Davidovich. He analyzes what people ask Google in private. Among other fun facts - the number one question/insecurity for men (obviously) is “Is my penis too small?” The number one insecurity question for women is “why does my vagina smell?”
I just heard the song a few minutes ago on the radio. Popped over here, and this thread shows up. It was almost deja-vu feeling.
Also, whoever mentioned licking your hand and smelling that as an example… ? Raise your (damp) hands if you just tried it, too.
I raised my hand. It smelled suspiciously like the Corndogs I ate earlier. Amazing.
Salt and vinegar potato chips.
I’ve had a lot of sex in my day and it always smells exactly the same. It’s a rubbery/latex type odor with hints of glue (kind of like the glue used for patching inner-tubes). Toward the end of sexual encounters there’s often the unmistakable acrid smell of burnt electronics and motor oil.
Fond memories, for sure.
Loneliness and shame.
That could just be me, though.
Did you date Cortana, Alexa, and Siri?
Stop using the doll and get a human. Things should improve. 
You’re doing it wrong.
Regards,
Shodan
Ok, I laughed.
They don’t jelly that stuff for no reason!!
(Re: napalm)
As in “Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love”? Elvis Presley isn’t supposed to be taken literally.
I KNEW there was a better way!
Or a cookbook.
Well, we’re far enough in to this thread that I think I can safely say :
Q: What Does Sex Smell Like?
A: Your Mom.