Aha! Our own Dex is secretly the villianous Condiment King !
Curse you for beating me to it.
A pox on you and your progeny.
Cosmo Kramer?
Shouldn’t that be in quotes?
Cisco Kid?
No, no, no…wouldn’t it be Common Knowledge?
Crazy Kentukian?
:eek: I’m in The Book. Now I’m scared. I’m waiting for a couple of SDMB thugs carrying baseball bats to knock on my door. If I never post again, you all will know what has happened. I bequeath all my SD posts to my fellow Cafe Societites.
I still think it’s Calvin Klein though. I guess we’ll know for sure if he starts hawking his new cologne on the boards.
::d & r::
His father’s name was “Sea” and his mother’s name was “Kay”, so they named him C K.
I got nuthin’
You’re forgetting the little matter of the UN building?
Apparently the only performance that’ll satisfy you is when I play dead.
Dude, why they call you “Cock Knocker” anyway?
Chaim Keller, of course – he was named after him! 
There’s a Pit thread devoted to probably every Mod, but I’m the only one with a Cafe Society Thread. And two pages, no less. I’m quietly proud.
Yes, you should feel special Chris Kline.
Can I call you Cuddlesome Kook now, Dex?
Candy Kane?
Charles Kuralt?
Chicken Knees?
**Chicken King
Coonta Kinte **
** Curious Kitty
Cuddly Kumquat
Crusty Krab
Crusty Kangaroo
Cck Kncker** Deserves repeating again.
**Cogswell Kog ** 
Certianly Kosher
Chicken Kiev.
We already have one of those here.