[QUOTE=Left Hand of Dorkness]
Bullshit. That’s not what I’ve said. I said YOUR SPECIFIC EXAMPLE was incoherent in a way that only someone with a language disorder or ESL would speak. That was an exagerration, I admit: someone who’s a very poor communicator might say YOUR SPECIFIC EXAMPLE.
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I do agree that the use of “literally” would be used by “a very poor communicator,” if they didn’t need to clarify a statement that might otherwise be taken as figurative. Indeed, if we’re agreed on the point that the non-literal use of “literal” is very poor communication, I don’t know what we’re arguing about.
Although the string of words are used in different bodies of text, both my imaginary speaker and the real-world blogger used the expression, “literally ran out of gas,” when referring to cyclists becoming exhausted. Yet, you insist that the words are completely alien and unlike native English in one sentence, and quite natural and unambiguous in the other… a claim I find extraordinary.
“Literally penniless” is not ambiguous at all if people know and understand the meaning of “literally.”
All of the sentences I have provided are well-formed and grammatical and would cut muster with White and Fowler. You only reject them because they disprove your indefensible position that no possible native English utterance could possibly be ambiguous because the word “literally” has become ambiguous.
Oh, I quite understand your argument, I assure you. Your claim that I don’t understand relies on your assumption that your argument is so sound that no reasonable person would reject it. I encourage you to reconsider this assumption.