What does this Chinese “seal script” insignia say? How can it be interpreted?
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hehe…just kidding. Hope someone happens along with an answer.
Nice to know I’m not the only one who has somehow managed to memorize that.
Good luck with a translation. It looks like an archaic script form. I can’t be sure, but my guess is that your random Chinese person would not be able to read it.
IANC, but based on a half-remembered episode of of Reading Rainbow, it resembles a signature stamp of some sort, and so may be a stylized name or title.
This is the standard “seal” style. You’re correct that this way of writing characters is much older than the script in use now, but it’s what you’d expect to find on a seal. (In Japanese, this style is called tensho, or tenshotai.)
Anyway, I’m almost certain that what you have here is an English surname. I can read three characters but the bottom right one is tough. There’s no doubt that it features the “tree” radical but I can’t make out the body.
What we have, thus is: road - ??? - sea - thus
What it sounds like: dao - ??? - hai - si
(Top right, bottom right, top left, bottom left)
The last name is probably Hayes, as it appears that “hai-si” is used for that name. (At least according to Google.)
Do you know anyone whose first name starts with a ‘D’ and is called Hayes, or something similar?
Wow! You’re a genius. 
Seriously, that’s very impressive that you can make that all out. Do you study chinese seal script? It is supposed to say Dao-ge Hai-si or Doug Hess. My name. I just wondered if the guy who made it, well, just made it up. I couldn’t tell from the standard chinese script how this compared. Looked nothing alike. Are their dictionaries or books on Seal Script? What language or what not did it come from? I’m somewhat interested in it for design purposes more than accuracy.
Okay, I figured out the character, it means “rank” and it is indeed read ge.
I will now attempt to input the characters below:
海道
斯格
This style of writing was created during the Qing dynasty (c. 200 BCE). Prior to that, Chinese characters had developed from pictographic elements and many characters had grown quite complex. This was one of the first attempt at simplification of ideograms. Back in those days this is what written Chinese looked like.
While there were many other modifications made to the way characters are written, all the way up to the rather recent simplified Chinese script, the Qing era style kept on being used in seals and, to a lesser extent, in calligraphy.
Once you know what the common radicals look like, it’s not too hard to decipher what’s written. Provided, of course, the characters aren’t too exotic. I’ve never studied seal script per se but I’ve seen enough seals to recognise a few patterns.
One of my dictionairies has a really cool table that shows the evolution of many common characters, from the oracle bones (the oldest known Chinese texts) to the present day. I couldn’t find anything as extensive online, but I did find this page that shows the evolution of the characters for “horse” and others.
Are you sure the salesman wasn’t Jovan? 
Seriously, that’s awesome. I’d love to see how my own name looks…
I had a chop made in Hong Kong, i’d be interested to see if it was close to my name or if it was just some random stuff they sell to foriegners 
Maybe i’ll post it.
Sorry to nitpick…
Um, it was Qin. The Qing Dinasty was the one that ruled China until 1911. Sorry.
Yes, of course. Believe it or not, that was a typo. No, really. I swear. And, yes, I miss-typed it twice.
It says “give me fish now please.”
Well, lots of sites will give the sound a like symbols, but there’s the issue of what it might alternately mean. So I paid a guy a little to do it. I wanted to stamp this, or digitially copy it, onto some of my artwork. The stamp is kinda small for that, but I knew that in advance and figured I’d be paying for the design effort. He’s actually making another one, becuase it was supposed to say “art seal of doug” and not “doug hess”. Website is www.goodcharaters.com i believe.
Typo. :wally Should be http://www.goodcharacters.com/