What does TWPM mean? Or what Could it mean?

Tourists With Purty Mouths

Squeal, boy!

That was probably me.

Thread wierdness probably makes no sense to the rest of us, either.

This Way, Particle Man!

That Way Plies Madness

Thou Willst Poop More

To Wong Poo, Mozeltov!

My friends and I have always used it in letter to mean That Which Pleases (Pleasures) Me. I have no idea what it means here, though!

I’m willing to bet my virginity (HAH!) that the T has something to do with tampons.

No it doesn’t. You lose, now pay up.

I’ve been waiting for an answer- What does it mean!?!?

You’ve been waiting two months? That Was Pretty Masochistic.

Typhoid with painful malaria.

Thine Wit? Profligate Manure.

Threadspotting Would Produce Millions

Tennessee Women Procreate Madly

Trolls Will Post Merde

Throwing Weights Pulls Muscles

Thatcher? Worst Prime Minister

Tablespoons of White Pus? Mmmmmmm.

They Wight Pe Miants

The World Proves Meaningless.

Those Who Pan’t, Weach.

To Work, Pac-Man!

(croaky ‘just took a hit’ voice) This Weed? Pffffwweffff-hhaaffff-haaa-haaaaaa-ahaaaaa-ahhaaahaaaaa! (long pause) Man…

Twins will pummell Mariners
that was pretty messy
two woman party man
trolls will post merrily

D’oh, dupe on that last one.
The woe! Poor me!

This Was Posted by Me

WAG: Could it be “tomorrow afternoon”? TW = tomorrow, PM = afternoon.