Yet, further research shows that, surprisingly, South Carolina seems to be looking for DICK more than any other state, but not surprisingly, Utah isn’t looking for DICK very much.
**Search Criteria: ** SDMB
Results:
Georgia - 100
Virginia - 87
Florida - 76
California - 60
All other States - Priceless!
**Search Criteria: ** Creative Loafing
Results: No data available for the query creative loafing
Top 3 states for each word given:
Stupid: Utah, Oklahoma, Idaho
NASCAR: North Carolina, South Carolina, West Virginia
hockey: Minnesota, North Dakota, Massachusetts
gangs: Illinois, California, North Carolina
Straight Dope: Illinois (of course!), Oklahoma, Maryland
Obama: DC, Colorado, New York
McCain: DC, Akansas, Colorado
Alas, a search on both StatStats.com and Google itself comes up basically dry for “Cincinnati Time-Waste”.
NH came in second to either Vermont or Maine for most of the things I tried.
But we lead in fireworks and liquor (and liquor store).
Asshole too…
Maryland is number one for crab (mmmm awesome), mason dixon (because who else would search for this).
Agree that I wish I could just click maryland and see what we’re topping the charts in.
West Virginia is number one for incest and dementia.
Washington is number one for goat porn.
Connecticut is number one for heroin.
Montana is number one for ketamine.
Wyoming is number one for horse sex.
corn
pork
soybeans
farming
agriculture
How utterly predictable we are.
For some reason, Rhode Island leads the nation in donuts, but Oregon is first in doughnuts (with RI a very close second). Rhode Islanders (and Oregonians), what is it with you and toroidal breakfast pastries?
Why am I not all that surprised that New Jersey came in first for shithead?
It would appear the great state of Alabama has yet to discover the google
Dunkin Donuts closed all the Oregon outlets, so we are starving.
Seeing who searches “obama muslim” …can’t say I’m shocked.
Searching “where am i” …it seems only people in North Dakota, Delaware, and Wyoming really know where they are.
New York leads the nation in “yes” while Virginia leads the nation in “no”. Is there some kind of long term argument going on there?
Hi!
I like the fact that Pork Roll led you to pimples. I might be the only Jersey Guy that likes neither Pork Roll nor raw tomatoes.
**Shore **has MA first and NJ second.
Though Jersey Shore is first in NJ.
**Giants **actually is tops in NJ, 2nd in NY and 3rd in CA.
Other tops in New Jersey searches:
Edison
Trains
Stone Pony
Amusement Pier
Inspection
doublewide===West Virginia
Redneck===West Virginia
Incest===West Virginia (and Missouri, Alaska at 99)
Roya Family + Drugs ===West Virginia
Bible-thumper===California (and every other state at zero)
Gay marriage===California
Gay agenda===New York
War on Christmas=== Pennsylvania
Trailer park===Maine
Mobile home===Alabama
RUsh Limbaugh===South Carolina
Obama Birth Certificate=== Louisiana
Alien Lizard===No results available
fiat currency===California
The guy who pointed out that New Jersey comes first in shitheads has just discovered that it also leads the pack in foot fetish.
<inserts foot in mouth, wishing it was Salma Hayek’s and not his own>
It turned up first when I plugged in “Velveeta” too. 
I was looking for potential Indiana “winners” at the time.
When I put in “basketball” I got Kentucky, but when I put in “High school basketball” I got Indiana.
Very cool site indeed.
Searching on cigars I got “Positive moderate” correlations for:
Density
Longitude
Violent Crime
Illiteracy
Of course correlation is not causation. But damn, it’s something.
So far, I’ve gotten NY to be #1 for searching for Albany.
It’s #2 for politician, and #7 for corrupt. But there’s no data for “corrupt politician” dammit.
NY is #1 with searching for the finger, however. Consider yourselves all to have been given the salute!
To my absolute amusement, for all the press that Love Canal still gets, it’s NJ that is #1 for cancer cluster. (NY is #4)
While NV is #1 for escorts, NY has the trophy for call girls. (And takes silver for street whore, while Florida takes the gold.)
Yanno, this sort of attitude is part of why the upstate part of the state doesn’t trust you downstaters. 
We’ve got several established rodeos in Buffalo and Rochester areas.
Wisconsin is #1 for bratwurst.
Searching for “In the Closet” yields some very interesting results.
ETA:
South Dakota is the leader in “Black Power”???
Fred Flintstone: Indiana
Barney Rubble: New York
Wilma Flintstone: Florida
Betty Rubble: Massachusetts
Pebbles: Utah
Bam-Bam: California
Dino: Washington
Veddy veddy interesting. You’ll notice that all parts of the lower 48 are represented except the Bible Belt. :dubious: I do believe this matter deserves further study.
“out of the closet” is California (duh) and Alaska?!