What dream job could *realistically* be offered that you'd immediately accept?

I was just offered the dream job for my circumstances. I work from home, get a discount on dog training, and get to see expensive guest speakers for free (I’m the office manager/assistant for my dog trainer). It works perfectly with my school schedule and pays more than Payless did and no one wants to show me their hammer toes.
When I (hopefully) graduate in May 2015, I’ll be looking for a different kind of dream job (nights with patients who are asleep).

Host or recurring panel member on my area of experience in a punditry show; state legislator (say, if vacancy appointment comes up); OpEd columnist; “mystery customer” for travel/hospitality industry; radio show host; voiceover actor/announcer (Spanish preferrably).