So let’s summarize your position here:
- Migrant woman has never seen a water faucet
- Such people understand that drinking water from a toilet is preferable (not clear if these ignorant people know what a toilet is, since they don’t understand faucets)
- Member of Congress also can’t operate a faucet
- CBP Officer lacks skills to tell someone how to operate a faucet in Spanish, but sees the woman use the toilet to drink from while supervising overcrowded cel
- Dozens of other Spanish-speaking women in same cell also decline to tell the one woman not to drink from toilet
- CBP can be counted on the maintain all utilities in fine working order despite overcrowding of the facility by seven times its maximum capacity, leading to outbreaks of lice and dangerous communicable diseases, where the officers feared riots due to deteriorating conditions… but it just doesn’t make sense that a faucet could be broken. Ridiculous!
I know I’m filling in some gaps here, but just tell me — all of this sounds quite reasonable to you, huh?