What else hath Hell not?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Hell hath not Opal Pie burning a dog with a 1920’s style “Death Ray.”

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Hell hath no fury like a woman’s corns. ( The Podiatrist’s version.)

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Hell hath no berries like a blackberry’s thorns.

Hell hath no dairies like a Wisconsin morn.

Hell hath no fairies like the son of Arathorn!

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Hell hath no tiresome twiddly harps. :slight_smile:

But, alas, neither hath it chocolate.

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Hell hath no wool - all the sheep are shorn.

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Very cute! :smiley:

I have always like the version in the movie Mallrats:
“Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn for Sega” -Jason Lee (Brody)

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So far Chefguy gets the most points.
Hell hath no Power Ballad like Every Rose has it’s Thorn

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Hell hath no tootin’ like Boromir’s horn.

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Hell hath no forest like unto Fangorn.

Hell hath no leaf like unto mallorn.

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Hell has no fury when the women gone.

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Hell hath no drowningly loud sound like a loud fog horn!

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Hell hath no roosters like Foghorn Leghorn.

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uh, Hell has no fury with the women gone.

Oops

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I assumed he was saying that the phrase is “…'s scorn” not “… scorned” which is a common misquotation. I’ve heard this both ways round, and don’t know which is true - they both make sense :slight_smile:

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler bored.

Hell hath no fizz like a soda poured.

Hell hath no fury like Sampson shorn.

Hell hath no glitter like mountain’s ore.

Hell hath no sweetness like Cadbury’s core.

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Hell hath no lanolin like lamb’s wool shorn.

Hell hath no fur pie like lesbian porn.

I’m sorry I wrote “fur pie”, I really shouldn’t have.

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Hell hath no Ho-Hos.
Hell Needs Ho-Hos! is probably the finest potential band name I’ve ever heard.

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Hell hath no fury like Lena Horne.