We had Mr. Knuckles and Mrs. Dickman.
Neither was well liked.
Syl
Coach Dick - but we liked him, so we didn’t make fun… much.
I am a teacher and–not to pick on the Asian kids, but some of their names are interesting…
Dat Ho
Phuc Li
Luong Duong (I swear I’m not making these up)
Dong Nguyen
This was high school, but I had a chemistry teacher named Mr. Singstock, which easliy morphed into Mr. Slingcock.
Spiff
Yes!!! I went to Springbrook (graduated in 1995). Where did you go and when?
10th grade biology:
Richard Head
He was such a nice guy that no one ever said anything snarky about it, but seriously what were his parents thinking?
Not a teacher, but clients of mine.
George **Aho ** Always very happy his first name was not Harry.
Richard Seaman.
Two exceptionally funny men.
I had Mr. “I douched my Granny” Iduciani for 7th grade science.
My 12th grade Biology teacher was named David Rouse, but everyone called him Ricky.
Slight hijack: This is my closest friend’s maiden name. She married and her name became Fedish. Head-Fedish. Very popular girl
My teacher name? We had a VERY smelly science teacher who’s first name was Irving. He was known, EVEN TO OTHER TEACHERS, as “Scurvy Irv”.
::shudder::
In 4th grade we had a teacher named Brent Wiener(pronounced weener). Not to bad, but in 4th grade being able to call your teacher bent weener behind his back was the ultimate in humor.
In high school… Mrs. Ratzlaff. (sometimes known as Mrs. Rat’s Ass).
Kindergarten teacher: Armbruster (easily corrupted into Armbuster)
Mrs. Lion , 3rd grade teacher, and her aide, Mrs. Fox.
Really.
5th grade music teacher: Mr. Baconshone: Baconbutt or Bacon n’ eggs.
7th grade English teacher: Mrs. Duda. A nice lady who did not deserve to be called “Camptown races sing that song Doo-dah, Doo-dah” behind her back.
Just remembered another from High School
Mrs. Myrna Byrd
My brother had a teacher in 7th grade named Mr. Dickman. You can guess what he was called.
And he really WAS one, to the point where my mom called him that around the house.
Junior High School
Mrs. Hammer, she was pregnant at the time. It became quite the ritual to raise your hand in class with a question…
“Mrs. Hammer, I have a question.”
“Yes?”
“Yeah, are you going to name your baby ‘Claw’ or ‘Ballpeen’?”
OOOOHHHHH…
Probability and Statistics class.
Prof. Jockisch.
(insert Cruex joke here).
Vice Principal named Mr. Gaisior. Very effeminate man, which mutated his name into Gay-for-sure.
We had Mrs. Benzo. It was in fifth grade as we started to have to use Clearasil, so she became Mrs. Benzoyl Peroxide.
College theater professor Dick Major. And that’s what they called him. “Dick Major.”
First and second grade teacher: Mrs. Pickering. Wonderful teacher, I will never forget her.
Ninth grade band teacher: Mr. Freek. He was an ass.