When I was working in Zambia I had a girl called Shitpee in my class. I’ll never forget that.
I never met him personally, but at a company I used to work at there was a guy named Bambo Banjo.
In the last month…
Fyle Cabonet.
Do Bang.
Jie Oh. This one was funny because I was trying to find a phone # for them. That effort was complicated by the fact that Jie is a town in Ohio, so searching under Jie Oh was nearly an exercise in futility.
When I worked in a call center someone got a call from Dikshit Bahl–that was a heavily searched on name for a while, I can tell you that…
Tan Cheese. We call her Tanny, and she’s really nice, but when I first heard her name I had to stifle the giggles.
Are you a teacher? Thats a brilliant collection of names.
Imagine having a roll call with all of these names all together.
I’ve heard from a ton of good ones at my call center, but my favorite remains Chu Hahn Mei.
Hoofnagle.
John Crapo
The entire Kotex family.
Dat Ho
Mickey Schnicky
I don’t know his or her first name, but I ran across a Doctor Ow once.
Griffith Griffiths.
ETA: An unfortunate in my college freshman class was named Candy Hooker.
O i had a girl in my biology class called Xenia Snowman
Insurance. 
Those are all brokers I work with.
I had a teacher named “Roland Rotundo” once.
And yes, he was chubby. :smack:
I went to school with Wendy House and the headmaster was Mr. Cuss. As an airport rep I had the Valentines, the Hearts and the Loves arrving on one flight - not funny alone but as a combo it was.
Mr. Death arrived with a big grin - very animated and ALIVE - lovely bloke with a big smile hastening to tell me it’s pronounced “Deeth” as I thought. He told me people are often hesitant to meet him so he’s all into cheery greetings - poor guy.
We’re all Dr Ow if you run across us!
I played basebal with a guy named Michael Michelson (his last name was pronounced “Michael-son”). I thought it was a little weird.
My sister had a teacher called Richard Dicky-you can guarantee people teased him by shortening his name to Dick.
I heard a student at a local school refer to a teacher as dickholder. It turned out the guy’s name was Dick Holder.
Ha.
Lovely, lovely girl. Smart, funny, sexy, wonderful.
But I always felt a little strange greeting her. “Hi Ha.”
Another smart, funny, sexy, and wonderful woman I knew at that time had the last name Ho. At one point, I was supposed to meet up with her, as well as her sister who was just coming in from out of town. I never did connect with them, but on my way through the city I met a sexy young thang who looked very much like my friend. Could have been her sister, seriously. I was sorely tempted to ask her “Are you a Ho?”