Why, was Mike Hunt numb?
Y’know, I’ve never heard an entire airport laugh at a guy until recently… I’m sitting in the terminal, minding my own business, when I hear the page: “Mr. Delicious, your party is waiting at the information desk!” Poor gal making the page had to repeat it, and she could barely keep her composure… and EVERYONE laughed. The whole airport, laughing their heads off. Poor guy, you could probably tell who ‘Mr Delicious’ was by the sunburn he was giving folks!
Charleston Airport, SC, if you’re curious. 
There was a kid in my 6th grade class named Ricky Pullin. Amazingly, no one ever thought about twisting his first name. I never thought of it till just reading this thread. I’m sure our teacher was very glad.
Miss Anus (pronounced ann-us).
Ha! When I was a kid growing up in Columbus, OH, there was a clown on channel 10 named “Flippo the clown.” My first grade teacher was named Mrs. Snodgrass. Yeah, we called her “Snotgrass” or “Snotass.”
Mr Dungy
Oh, and in the third grade there was a rather snappy teacher named Mrs Chivers. We thought it was so clever to exclaim “Shivers, it’s Chivers!” when we saw her approaching.
Middle school band director. Dick Steele. Whee! LOL And that was his professional name.
11th grade pre-calc teacher: Mildred Rash mild…red…rash
WAIT! here’s the funny part. half way through the year she got shingles and was out for two months. no lie (and right after assigning a graphing project, worth half our grade. damn her! NC sub teachers don’t help much with calc).
although i know the name was fake, i hung out with dick delicious and his band, the tasty testicles.
Mrs. Buzzard, the Supreme and All Mighty High School English Teacher
and for your mocking pleasure, Mr. Hollowpeter, a high school History class sub. Poor man. We were brutal…
That reminds me… in junior high, I had a counselor named Ms. Brkich. My mother always used to pronounce that name as “bird cage.” As far as I know, all the kids at school pronounced it more or less correctly. (“Bir-kich”)
I remember a sub we had in band class for Gr. 9 a few times; his name was Mr. Windjack, and he was a very nice guy. However, my friend Ryan immediately reversed his name and called him Mr. Jackwind. (he got sent out in the hall when he wouldn’t stop making fun of the name) Coincidentally enough, my brother had that same substitute at the elementary school level… however, he didn’t report anyone making fun of him there.
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I had an 8th grade math teacher, Mr. Beytin (pronounced Bay-tin)
One of the students in our class had once lived in England, and remembered that male teachers there were called “Master”. Well, I think you can figure out the rest.
I had a professor named Hyung The Hung…
…and he’s quite short…
I kid you not! … he was vietnamnese though…and he pronounced it ‘hyoong di hoong’ …well, it sounds fine enough but you should see him during seminars or events when he wears a nametag…
My 7th grade English teacher was named Mrs. Twitchell. Before Thanksgiving, she had become Mrs. Witchell. By Christmas, she was Mrs. Bitchell.
My 10th grade P.E. teacher was Mr. Long–Mr. Richard Long. He made us write papers on handball. The name fit.
I remember our Science class once had an extremely nervous substitute named Wade Annis. We promptly started calling Wide Anus behind his back. Then we noticed how much he was sweating and we called him Wet Anus too.
Poor bastard.
Mr. Prettyman was the name of the science teacher who told our class President Kennedy was assasinated.
Mr. Peters was the gym coach who had a huge peter that every kid in school knew about. Some students knew more than others, if you know what I mean.
There was also a women’s gym teacher in college named Miss Kuntz(sp?)…I don’t think I need to say what her nickname was with the women I knew.
Freshman year of High School, a History teacher named Mr. Sax. He let us call him Mr. Sack, but you had to earn the right to call him “Mr. Ball-sack” to his face, usually by doing something humiliating (I sang “I’m A Little Teapot” with a tutu on to earn the right).
At Pennypacker Elementary School (boy, some good potention there too) one of the second grade teachers was Mrs. Denis. Pronounced “Dee-nis”. It was too easy, you know? Especially since she was such a bitch.
I once had a music teacher called Mrs Pretty. Only problem being that she certainly wasn’t. Usually we just called referred to her as Mrs Pretty Damn Ugly.
My brother’s English teacher was called Mrs Uren, and she was well aware of how this sounded to a bunch of young kids. On the first day of class, she actually made a point of saying that her surname was Uren, NOT Urine.
We had a band teacher named Herman Scholl, and everyone called him “Doc.” I don’t know if he was an actual PhD or not, but Doctor Scholl was a natural nickname. He was very well respected, and had the yearbook dedicated to him the year he retired.
There was a music teacher in my elementary school named Mrs. Clute. Of course, we all wanted to know if she played the flute.
And my sister will back me up on this one. Delbert Aloysius Bowman, the Smiling Treestump. High school science teacher.
Another science teacher was Hayes York. During the late 60s/early 70s, he was sometimes called Purple Hayes.
For fifth grade, I had Mrs. Weiner. Not too uncommon a Jewish last name, but still…