No, you didn’t.
Yes I did, I shot him!
I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to argue until you’ve paid.
I’m not arguing that with you!
I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to argue until you’ve paid. 
Well, I just paid!
No, you didn’t.
I did!
[And so far in this thread, I’ve quoted Groucho Marx, Jimi Hendrix and Michael Palin]
It was me; I retired and don’t get around much anymore. Especially after old whatshisname shot me just because I took my knife out of my pocket to show it to him.
That’s not a knife…
…this is a knife.
Oh, him. Why didn’tcha say so?
I thought I saw him walking up over the hill.
You mean the one who left her whatsit with all that stuff in that place where those things were happening in that situation with that kid who had that condition that caused all that confusion?
No, not her. The other one.
Which other one? The one who always claimed she was there when that famous guy made such a mess of things or the one who was part of that bunch on the evening news that time?
I can’t remember but I think he is that guy who, you know, did that thing.
Are you talking about the guy who walks upright?
Rory Calhoun?
Or maybe Clu Gulager?