What ever happened to that guy....?

That guy that everyone was talking about a while back? You know the guy I’m talking about, right? He did something, I think, or he said something? What ever happened to him?

He blew his mind out in a car. He didn’t notice that the lights had changed.

He jumped off the Tallahatchie bridge.

That’s a shame. I just had dinner with him the other night. He sends his regards.

Or maybe that’s regrets.

He and what’s her name got married and moved to that place downstate where that thing happened.

He got the job but nobody really knew if he could do the job.

Oh, yeah. That thing that happened was really something, wasn’t it?

No, he’s still around, doing his thing. That one guy, eh? What about him! He’s a guy.

He’s just zis guy, you know?

Fourteen killed and twenty-seven maimed is more than “really something.” It was truly a tragedy.

How many parakeets were involved, again?

You seem to be thinking of some other thing. We’re talking about the bruhaha that happened not too long ago.

Are you thinking of that guy, or that other guy?

You mean the guy who used to drive that car back when he lived at that place right? I didn’t know that you knew him. He moved someplace because of something.

Wait - do you mean the guy who was with that woman at that place that time? I heard he got involved in something and ended up working for those people who own that business.

Was this before or after he blew his mind out in a car?

And what was whats-her-name doing there?

I heard that that guy went to shit and the hogs ate him.

Who? That guy from Gunsmoke? He died.

What do you think? She was doing you-know-what to the whachamacallit.

Oh, we had an argument & he pulled a knife on me so I shot him.

was that the same whats-her-name that was from out of state and had that thing on her whatsit?