If I had fewer scruples, I’d become a “born-again” Republican – “Come see the former bleedin’ heart liberal atheist who found Jesus and George W. Bush!” The book rights alone would be worth a few million, and if I could leverage it into a media position, I’d kick Limbaugh, O’Reiley, and Coulter where it hurts.
…of course, that’s akin to selling your soul to the Devil, ainnit?
Ya know, I saw a thing like that on this show about real crimes on the History Channel once that had a guy who did that. He spent a lot of his time making realistic looking -and more or less feeling- 20 dollar bills, then drive around Illinois (Indiana?) and buy little items. He got to this convenience store, bought a pack of gum from this early 20-something blonde, figured she wouldn’t suspect anything (being an early 20-something blonde), and left. The blonde looked out the window to see his license plate, took out an indicator highlighter and marked the twenty, then called the cops who arrested him before he even got out of town.
