Thinking about this a bit more, especially in light of recent pictures in my Facebook feed, most of the stuff on a Thanksgiving menu. Not the stuff that turns up on a normal, non-holiday American table, like salad or potatoes, but turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, canned bloody cranberry “sauce”, and whatever horrific casserole some picky cousin liked as a child so now it’s tradition for everybody to pick at and then scrape into the trash.
Turkey is OK, we get a lot of it minced as it’s low-cost/low-fat. Smoked breast is a decent sandwich meat. But if you’re going to roast a bird, chicken or duck are better tasting. And I don’t get why people buy these enormous turkeys and get stuck with tons of leftovers. Dry ass leftovers.
“Not my turkey,” somebody must be saying. Sure, if you soak it in brine, stuff it, rub it with 10 bucks worth of spices and butter, and cook it in a smoker, you might get something tasty. Yes, and if you invest that much time and money you can make a damn hotdog sing, too.
I think most people are able to admit that cranberry sauce really is not only gross but tacky, so I won’t try to justify the assertion. I’ll just leave it at any food that not only comes in a can but retains the shape of the can is probably not fine dining. I also don’t think that my antipathy for overcooked creamed crap casseroles needs explanation, either. It’s also just gross, and probably has hair in it.
Stuffing is, for me, still a decent food. I suspect, however, that if I’d never had it before, I’d be dubious if I read a description of it on a restaurant menu. Not to mention that to make it right you have to violate food safety rules. And, even though I sort of like stuffing, I’ve never once bothered to make it other than for Thanksgiving.
OK, so that brings me to pumpkin pie, which I know some people like a lot, and I used to find tolerable. As a kid, I liked the crust and found the filling just odd. How do you make a pie out of a gourd? Is this what happens to jack-o-lanterns after they rot on people’s porches? I eventually came to associate pumpkin pie with family gatherings and gorging, and came to like it a bit. Even so, if I had a choice between pumpkin pie and nearly any other kind, other kind won, Thanksgiving or no. My opinion changed again when I took my Australian wife and stepson home and they tried it. Neither are picky eaters, both have decent taste, both hated pumpkin pie. They’re right. If the pilgrims could have scored some raspberries they would have treated the pumpkins as they should be: nice vegetables for roasting.
Now that I’ve written this all out, I’m thinking the question is quite inane: any food that I like is because of my previous experiences with the food. If I was born in Beijing I probably wouldn’t like tacos as much as I do. If I was born in Scandinavia, I might find lutefisk delicious.