What foot do you bake with?

[mixdenny]

@bump

I was so sure the title was a typo talking about driving.

That’s the original thread. This is the satire thread.

Which foot do you brake with?

This was driving me absolutely nuts the other day as the guy in front of me had his brake lights just constantly fluttering in a normal driving situation (occasional slow down but not stop-and-go). And the lengths of the brake lights were variable, so I couldn’t really tell if he was slowing down or not. Only when we obviously were speeding up did I figure out what was going on.