If you mean any sport, then golf is the perfect soporific for me. Watching a good chess match od more exciting to me. Maybe it’s because I don’t play and can’t appreciate the intricate strategy.
And who was it who said that baseball is a sport where 15 minutes of action is packed into 2 hours? Gotta agree.
For me, it’s bass fishing followed closely by golf. Plus several activities that are often classified as sports that I just can’t get myself to call sports: Poker, Gymnastics, Ice Skating.
And I despise golf far more than any of the rest because it is on TV all. The. F***ing. Time.
Followed by Nascar which has to be worse than marathons. Cars driving a track - half an hour later… still circling. At least marathoners actually go somewhere so that the scenery around them changes.
I’m going to hate myself in the morning for saying this because I know I can’t trust you people, but I am So Very Pleased that this thread has been alive a whole hour without someone bringing up bowling.
This is probably because my wife hasn’t seen the thread yet, because she’d have been the first to nominate it. Jakelineliterally falls asleep every single Sunday when I watch the PBA broadcast.
I used to say golf, before I learned (theoretically; don’t ask me what my handicap is) how to play. Now it can be interesting, if I’m in the mood. Same with poker.
I suspect that most people name a sport that they don’t understand or appreciate in general. For instance, basketball, to me, is just a bunch of tall (grossly overpaid) guys in shorts running back & forth throwing a ball around. I have no concept of strategy. And I frankly could not pay attention if someone tried to explain it to me. It’s a big “who cares” to me. Same with NASCAR (except they don’t wear shorts, run back & forth with a ball, etc.).
Golf. Definitely golf. I’d rather watch paint dry.
Even the thought of golf on TV brings back memories of endless afternoons when I was a kid, waiting for the golf game to be over so I could watch Bugs Bunny cartoons.
The quiet commentary, the polite applause, the panning over the greens and fairways, the interesting segments–always far too short, alas–describing the host city and the history of the course… all of it was horrible to a fast-paced ten-year-old.
Football. It bores me to no end. It often looks to me like they aren’t even trying very hard in the pro games (college, however, they do put all they can into it, probably so they can get the fat check some day). Plus, I hate the players, hardly a single one with any integrity or morality. Finally, the way people worship football players aggravates me to no end.
I know those last two points don’t necessarily qualify as making the sport more “dull,” but I’d rather watch any other sport. Because the game of football really is exceptionally dull to me, even if I did like the people who were playing it.
I can understand those who say golf, but I understand the appeal of cricket, and it’s a similar pacing. I’d say anything that involves individuals against the clock, such as skiing (to be topical). Then again, I’m biased, because I’ve watched whole F1 qualifying sessions. And hey. Hal Briston, there’s a reason we spend the whole time singing