PS3:
Beijing 2008: Get this…you have to do better than a certain level in a certain number of events each day, or the game just flat-out ends. For me the second time it ended, I decided it should stay ended.
Virtua Tennis 2009: Rental. Just way, way, way too hard. Opponents with a ton of power who place the shot in the worst possible spot for you, over and over and over, and they get even stronger over time, and do not get me started on the training assignments. Sega blows hot and cold with most of their franchises, and they were subarctic here.
Facebreaker: Rental. Just plain frustrating. CPU way too good, couldn’t even beat the first damn opponent.
Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2: Rental. Could never pull of that goddam “weak point targeting”. Completed maybe 4% of the game; to date one of just two games (the other being Razing Storm) I have no trophies for.
Dynasty Warriors 6 Empires: Rental. Played it for about 15 minutes, got mostly confused, got killed all the time, returned it, never thought about it again.
BlazBlue: Rental. Mashed my way to the Litchi-Faye-Ling Story ending, the utterly lost all interest in this franchise forever and ever.
Brutal Legend: Rental. Got about halfway through before it got frustrating, could never find a damn thing, absolutely loathed every single thing about RTS missions, not going to pick this up again.
Time Crisis 4 (the free-roaming FPS game): Wasn’t excited about this to begin with, but completely having no idea where to go on THE FIRST MISSION was the final straw.
Assassin’s Creed Revelations (the first-person puzzle/platformer game): Confusing as hell, gave me motion sickness, and HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD TORTUROUS PAINFUL HORRIBLE from the second level onward. Despise having to redo seconds over and over and over. One of just two AC games I threw in the trash.
Tekken 6, Tekken Tag Tournament: Never all that good at this franchise, but these are impressive games on several levels and I was hoping Namco would show some mercy. Nope. Trash.
Little Big Planet: Gah. Incredibly sluggish control and erratic physics make it impossible to move with any level of precision; you may as well wear oven mitts when playing this. I’m merciless when free online games pull this crap. Barely made it out of the garden before I just got completely ticked off and tossed it in the trash. Possibly the most overrated PS3 game ever.
XBox 360
Virtua Tennis 3: See note on Virtua Tennis 2009
Dead or Alive Xtreme 2: Did one run with Hitomi and never touched this one again. Just way too much work to get anything done, and WAAAAAAY too much depends on dumb luck.
DDR Universe 3: Got maybe 40% through all the tasks before the battles started throwing in 15 BS modifiers which made it impossible to read the arrows. Realized that this was pretty much the basic XBox 360 model, be fairly reasonable for the first 20% of the game and then ramp it up 6,000 levels.
DanceDanceRevolution: See DDR Universe 3. (Good lord, how the hell do you mess up Dance Dance Revolution??)
Saints Row: Played through the first two missions and then just plain lost interest.
Minecraft: One horrible, horrible night in a village and that was it. Never got the pig saddle or made the Nether Gate. Oddly enough, I got the PS3 version later and didn’t have much trouble with anything. I’ll admit that being able to just buy a diamond pickaxe makes a big difference.
Everything on both Popcap Arcade disks: Damn, I was never that good!
Wii
Pac-Man Party: Way too fluky and chancy, and trying to perform tasks with the Wiimote is a nightmare. Made it past the first level; not going back.
Punch-Out!!: I’m too old for this. Could never make it past Title Defense Great Tiger without the headgear. I probably could best Donkey Kong if I’m willing to settle for a boring decision, but this game’s just too aggravating and I’m never touching it again.
Wow, the Codebreaker really made all the difference in the world, didn’t it?