What great quotes have you thought up?

For me it’s “If time is $, what’s the point of buying a clock?” and “Why does the man in the moon look like he’s in a constant state of pain?”.

If power corrupts why do we use electricity?

By the way, are you sure ‘great’ should be in the thread title?

“Knowledge of spring makes winter no warmer.”

I don’t think I have any quotes for me, but a friend have mine actually has his own catch phrase.

“Stop flappin’ your yapper.”

Said really fast, with an accent on the ‘per’ of ‘yapper.’

“Reality can only extend to the limits of the imagiantion”

He’s Lonely :smiley:

“X is the worst President we’ve had – since the last one.”

“The world is round and filled with rocks, just like your skull.”

“So, I was fucking my best friend’s mom…”

I still have no idea what I was thinking about when I came up with this, but it was relevant to the conversation.

Life is short, why be subtle?

Genius is all inspiration and no perspiration, screw what that other guy said.

*Originally posted by Tyklfe *

correct. :frowning:

Excess in Moderation.

“You can complain that roses have thorns or rejoice that thorns have roses”

“I live in da holler”-With a full blown southern accient if you please.

I’ll have more by afternoon tomarrow, WV time.

  1. If it makes sense it doesn’t happen
  2. If it happens, it doesn’t make sense
  3. Never underestimate the stupidity of any living human being. Somebody somewhere will exceed your expectations.

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“We can’t do that. It makes too much sense.” (Answer to every question about why we do things the way we do where I work.)

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