What happened to these Dopers?

SPOOFE http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32135 .

I really spend too much time here :wink:

This person hadn’t heard of WallyM7:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31809

Nor had this person:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29563

Here’s one more:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32046

Can I have my regular and casual totals now? Or hardcore/softcores or whatever you want to call them?

Trying a little post-count padding there, G. Nome?

BTW, the official super-secret list and ranking of casual versus regular posters is constantly changing so we can’t possibly give you a total. Anyway, it’s classified. We could tell you but then…well, you know.

There may be people who joined after wally
Regretfully passed away.
Of course it is normal to ask who he was.
Lately, most inquisitive new posters
Look up who he was. I wouldnt expect everyone to know automatically

Damn straight, Twisty.
Notice how a lot of people keep doing this?
Fairly new posters could be excused for doing so, but that’s not the point.
This G.Nome has been around since April, and has only posted to annoy.
That’s how it seems, anyway.

What the hell is going on in here?

That john Corrado used to be so funny too…

Anyone seen Krispy? :::KNOCKING ON WOOD REALLY REALLY HARD!!!:::

I see bJorn has an e-mail option on his profile. Shall we all e-mail him and tell him we miss him?

That is not analogous to the Duck Duck Goose Goose situation Mr Twistoflogic. If it was it would be normal for new or casual members to assume all posters had more than one name and to search for those names. This site should have a noticeboard for announcements and FAQs of the sort not normally dealt with. It might diminish the feeling some people have that this is an esoteric society. Why is it important for people to have a lot of posts for instance? Is there money to be won? What constitutes an annoying post and what doesn’t? Why do you leech information out about yourselves (occupations, appearances, locations etc) instead of giving it all at once? I eventually asked Sofa King what his occupation was because I couldn’t figure it out. His answer is worth reading - it’s in his “can anyone think of a good vacation for me” thread. Just ignore my banal comments at the end.

And just where the hell have I been?

I don’t know. Check for strange marks on your body.

In your case, the screen name is a dead giveaway.

I am almost going to give into you. I have major fuck-up genes. I idly decided to try out my signature - it’s been sitting there for months. But why now? Why with monster104?

There are other words in the song it comes from:

And once again the monster speaks
Reveals his face and searches for release
A little boy is tied to you
Attracted only 'til it comes unglued

But I forgot.

Coldfire: Were Formula I, Soccer, Beer, Rush and Star Trek ever compatible with the success of the Euro dollar?

Well, this thread has been strangled, but anyone wishing to answer GNome’s questions may do so on this thread in the Pit:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40111