We all know he’s The Condiment King.
We have official testimony of him splashing ketchup on walls after all.
I’ve had occasion to deal with significant cash. Call the bank a few days in advance, and you can pick up a bag o’ bills, even in the six figure range.
Melania has a good right roundhouse.
215 pounds? Well… he is full of hot air, and there is no mass between his ears.
Nah. The math doesn’t work out.
Even for mugshots, that is one fugly mugshot.
I was thinking of this next when concluding, rightly or wrongly, that Trump would try fairly hard to avoiding throwing away $20,000 for a bail bond:
Walt Nauta has been a standup guy so far, but maybe Donald doesn’t trust any of his flunkies with a bag containing $200,000 in cash. I wouldn’t.
P.S. We are talking about 2,000 one hundred dollar bills, each of which has to be checked to see if counterfeit, or 10,000 lesser-counterfeit-risk twenties. Somehow I think the Fulton County Jail discourages bringing them in, Maybe I’m wrong.
Somebody forgot to pass the “smile for the mugshot” protip to Inmate # P01135809.
The asymmetry is a characteristic feature of contempt. As you likely know.
I expected him to show a big John Gotti grin. But what’s he grimacing about? Once that 100 page report hits the judge’s desk, he’ll be exonerated and surely apologized to.
It’s already on Truth Social.
Uh, didn’t he just surrender?
Here is Andy Roddick recently. He just tweeted he is currently 6’2 and 225 lbs.
Compare:
Does he…does he think that’s a good photo?
That looks like a partial Rembrandt lighting, tilting your forehead will get the effect that Trump and Ray Smith have.
While it’s possible two people the same height can be 215 and look a lot different whether is gut or muscle, I’m not buying 215.
This is an important day for America, a necessary day and perhaps the least worst option, but I wouldn’t call it a good day.
Prolly thinks that’s his Chuck Connors face.
And, already grifting.
Donate to my legal fund evict Joe Biden.
For his purposes it’s perfect. It’s a poster child standing for:
I am pure distilled hate. I will win and I will get my revenge on all who have or will dare to cross me. You who are my true supporters will bask in my glorious vindicated munificence while you watch my enemies be roasted on spits.
See this hate? It hates for thee, oh my loyal supporters. My hate and my rod shall comfort thee, for it hates the same things you do. Now go forth and visit your own raging hate on all who stand between me and Glorious Victory.
Oh, btw … don’t forget to donate generously at
www.trumpgriftforever.com
So yeah, it’s a pretty good pic.
This clown fools people. It never ceases to amaze me. Into opening their wallets… fucking how?
Of all the nicknames for Trump, I am now going to refer to him as “Inmate No. P01135809”
I wonder how long before somebody does a parody voice over of BEechwood 4-5789 with his prisoner number and some other great lyrics about stealing votes not hearts?