Hah! Yer not gonna trick me into di-vulgin’ state secrets!
[sub]Jes’ keep them Craker Barrel’s open. That all I’m-a-sayin’. Mmmmm! Biscit ‘n’ gravy, with a side o’ grits.[/sub]
Well, that explains something I’d been wondering about – why there are so many more laxative commercials on TV down here! 
I believe the OP is referring to the global South, not the American south.
We sometimes let Pat Buchanan out of his cage and give him 5 minutes of air time. The rest of the world can then be thankful that he didn’t become president and never will. That’s what we’ve done for you lately.
the Microproccesor, the microcomputer, the intigrated circuit, the transistor, Harley Davidson, the Hammond Organ, the laudramat, flight, the electric guitar, the blues, Cecil Adams,
All is now clear. Google, “north south java”.
Obviously the OP wants help in constructing his web page. There must be some deep, deep divisions between the North part of the web page and the South part of it. Looks to me like the South wants a banner ad to run there.
So, any programmers in the thread, willing to lend a hand here?
Yeah, and we invented high-quality fuel-efficient automobiles, algebra, English, sushi, bagpipes, the digeridoo, schools, roads, candles, irrigation, calendars, boats, surgery, wine, architecture, mud huts, thatched roofing, cheese, spices, cloth, paint, the wheel, and fire.
We’ve planned for that contingency, and have devised a defense guaranteed to halt any forward progress.
It’s called “the Beltway”.
<3M>We didn’t invent English, we made English better…</3M>
According to the Lonely Planet guidebook to Indonesia (the edition from about 12 years ago), the Indonesian people still remember the U.S. favorably from the time following WWII when the Dutch were trying to reassert themselves in their former colonial-master role. The U.S. government persuaded the Dutch to back off.
Typical blinkered closeted introspective society the people of the U.S.
Take some time out and discover that the world is not just about what happens in the America’s.
Wakeup.
(I don’t give a toss about your purile history).
… except when it impacts on other lives.
And we don’t really give a toss about puerile threads that don’t have coherent subjects. If you want us to actually discuss something, you have to actually give us something to discuss.