Why do people always blame religion and bad behavior on me?
You speaking for me, too?
Happens all the time.
Celibate? No no no…I said celebrate!
I’m in charge of making the planets orbit, keeping the stars lit, upholding the laws of physics, and a few other minor things like that.
you know, that celestial, universal stuff.
So what makes you think I give a SHIT about which football/baseball/whatever team wins?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
God, why are there two threads for this question?
Yer pal,
Satan
Ahh, the proof we have been looking for. God did not give Satan the ability to spot the comma that changes a question.
That God he is crafty.
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Godda watch him ya do.
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Why do I have to bless you for every me danged sneeze??? Enough, already.
Well, Satan, you see there are these people that take good ideas for posts, and add a comma to the original. Isnt that right, TeenHippie??? looks around hoping for a hippie hating cop…
Why couldn’t have I been born rich in addition to being so damn smart and so good-lookin’.
The Coyote gnaws …
but he does not swallow.
What can I say? There just wasn’t enough “sense of humor” to go around…keeps you on your toes, don’t it?
God, if I was sitting here talking to you (as I am now), and you sneezed, what am I supposed to say?
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
Dammit, I posted this to the wrong thread! This is the difference a comma makes…
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler