Yer putz,
Satan :wally
TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Two months, two weeks, three days, 7 hours, 23 minutes and 4 seconds.
3132 cigarettes not smoked, saving $391.54.
Life saved: 1 week, 3 days, 21 hours, 0 minutes.
::Glad I resested the urge to create the “Ask the sailor guy” thread::
aw, I was hoping we’d get “ask the evil deity”…
Satan says not to ask him. Hmmm, I’ve never been good at doing what I’m told, so Satan tell me, who do you like in the next Superbowl ?
Has hell ever actually frozen over ?
Where do you put your pitch fork when you go out ?
** Ayesha ** please - only serious theological questions should be posed for ** Satan ** to not answer. 
Man, I know lots of cleric/theologian types who would give up a kidney to have their questions not answered by Satan.
V.
Me either.
But morbid curiosity eggs me one:
Is anyone else wondering when the inevitable “Ask the Troll” thread will be opened?
To say nothing of “Ask the Schizophrenic Sockpuppet”
…what did Michael Bolton sell to you for his career…
I guess the old southern saying ‘when it’s raining and the sun is shining at the same time…Satan is beating his wife’ just ain’t so!