So there! (Someone had to do it)
Just admiring the view
Dammit! I was going to post this. Sigh.
Are you sure you don’t want us to ask you anything?..oh, dammit, I did it again.
Yes, and someone did.
Yer putz,
Satan :wally
TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Two months, two weeks, four days, 3 hours, 42 minutes and 59 seconds.
3166 cigarettes not smoked, saving $395.77.
Life saved: 1 week, 3 days, 23 hours, 50 minutes.
Why not?
ooops
In true mimicry and mockery of the “ask…” threads, we need a few redundant, tired anti-ask me threads.
Sure…that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. :rolleyes:
Can’t we even ask you about racehorses?
Speaking of which–I’ve gotta take a piss like you wouldn’t believe!
As did somebody else
Yeah, but you actually DID answer questions, Joe!
That immediately bllew it for you…
:wally
Yer putz,
Satan :wally
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Two months, two weeks, four days, 18 hours, 21 minutes and 36 seconds.
3190 cigarettes not smoked, saving $398.82.
Life saved: 1 week, 4 days, 1 hour, 50 minutes.
Why not?
Oops. Sorry.
Just one more in a string of fine-concept Ask-threads.
On all fours, in the middle of a pasture?
(Yup, we even had a thread about this, once.)
Yeah well, the Concept was pure. It’s the implementation that was faulty. 
Just stopping by to inflate the ol’ post count so y’all’ll be able to tell it’s me if I get impostered (is that a word?) Move along, nothing to see here.
Cool! Cheap post count boost!