What I am looking for in a CA Gov'ner candidate

I want a candidate who is serious, has backbone, and good political connections. I want a candidate who comes up with a solid fiscal/business policy, as well as an effective energy policy. He or she should be charismatic, and well spoken. They should beam leadership.

Then I want them to have some really crazy-ass plan. Nothing hot-topic like abortion or immigration, just a over-hard stand on something really stupid that will never actually pass, like banning latex paint or declaring jihad on the company that makes astroturf.

And what do you want, fellow Californian?

Anyone whose platform is “I will imprison Darrel Issa for foistering this fiasco on the state” gets my immediate vote. :smiley: