What I learned from the SDMB

The BBQ Pit
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1)that you can never have too many pompous jackasses in one place

2)mhendo is one of the biggest pompus fucking fags I have ever had the displeasure of meeting

3)hate spewing idoits like alde are allowed to remain, even after threatening others with death, as long as they only do it against Americans

4)fighting ignorance means you agree with liberal social issues, or else

5)geeks with no life are the absolute be all and end all when it comes to knowing everything about world affairs, yet they just can’t break away from the computer in their parents’ basement long enough to effect change

6)this thread will get many replies, all mostly the same; flames followed by backpatting and mushy kisses to one another about how great I have been flamed

7)bush is bad, the US is bad, and Americans are stupid

8)really smart people yell cite, then even smarter ones find garbage online to support their position, because the internet is never wrong

9)“oppressed” classes can do no wrong

  1. the “hippest, coolest people on earth” are really whiny pussies

Enjoy, so long, and thanks, also a preemptive fuck-you. I’m off to kill ragheads. again, you fuck you bitches, especially those pussy whiny euro weenies, aussies and canadians, fuck you especially.

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Bon voyage, and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

One question, though: If he doesn’t want to be flamed, then why does he use such inflamatory language?

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One thing I’ve learned from message boards in general is that it takes a tough guy to insult people while sitting at home in front of your computer screen.

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Let me congratulate you, Governor Quinn, on that incredibly clever flaming of labmonkey! We truly are the cream of the crop here at the SDMB, aren’t we? Especially in our liberal, or “correct”, view of social issues and our appropriately deferential handling of “oppressed” classes. It just makes me feel so warm and toasty inside!

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showers labmonkey with attention

Feel better? :confused:

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<Chalks another one up in the “Win” column>

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I’m no liberal. I picked up the Republican ballot for the primary last month, and I’ve already decided on Bill Jones over (ugh!) Barbara Boxer.

However, an asshole’s an asshole, and if he gets to taunt me (as a member of this board), than I have a right to taunt back.

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But, but, but…in #3, you quite clearly state…

oh, never mind. The irony would probably be wasted.
Labmonkey, thank you for serving our country and standing up for what you believe is right, even if I don’t happen to agree with the reasons or your rather derogatory term for what you’ll be doing. I hope you’ll do more honor to the uniform than simply using it as an excuse to kill.

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labmonkey’s going off to enter the Armed Forces?

I thought that he was being sarcastic, and trying to push more buttons.

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The fuck it will.