What if David Cronenberg had directed Return of the Jedi?

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21

I dunno.

While there are all kinds of obvious jokes, Cronenberg did IMHO an excellent job directing M Butterfly as tender love story.

22

Han Solo would be deliberately crashing the Millennium Falcon into other spacecraft, and the cockpit would smell of semen.

23

Well, what do you expect it to smell like after he crashes into the Imperial Navy?

<ducks and runs>

24

Han’s hibernation sickness would also has his fingernails falling out.

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