What if every business had to be called...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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…"___gs Unlimited"?

I got the idea after a sale email arrived from Bags Unlimited, purveyors of sacks, sleeves, mailers and such. Then later that day I noticed some Google hit for Rugs Unlimited.

So I got to thinking what you’d call various businesses if they had to be names of one syllable, ending in ___gs Unlimited.
Clothes: Togs Unlimited
Big & Tall Clothes: Bigs Unlimited
Hosiery: Legs Unlimited
Lumber: Logs Unlimited
Shoes: Uggs Unlimited
Computers: Bugs Unlimited
Wine & Beverages: Jugs Unlimited
Grocery: Eggs Unlimited
Storage Concepts: Pegs Unlimited
BBQ: Pigs Unlimited
Waste Removal: Dregs Unlimited
Real Estate: Digs Unlimited
Pets: Dogs Unlimited
Medical Marijuana: Nugs Unlimited
Horse Racing: Nags Unlimited
Fruits & Vegatables: Figs Unlimited
Tobacco: Cigs Unlimited
Towing: Tugs Unlimited
Machine Tools: Cogs Unlimited
Ice: Bergs Unlimited
Employment Agency: Gigs Unlimited
Management Consulting: Orgs Unlimited
Smoke Machines: Fogs Unlimited
Plumbing: Clogs Unlimited
Climbing Tours: Crags Unlimited

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There are probably several industries that would compete for this name.

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We also have:
Homosexual lifestyle accessories: Fags Unlimited,
Public relations: Brags Unlimited,
Standards and banners: Flags Unlimited,
Structural load calculations: Sags Unlimited,
Swamp maintenance: Bogs Unlimited,
Alms and panhandlery: Begs Unlimited,
Jail design: Brigs Unlimited,
Cultural disapproval: Prigs Unlimited,
Jet fighters: MiGs Unlimited,
Race performance and steering: Zags Unlimited…

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Sunny, you and I could go into business as naming consultants: Tags Unlimited.

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The Straight Dope: Fightingignorants Unlimited

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UK Car Import: Jags Unlimited
Newsagent: Mags Unlimited
Feed and Seed Store: Ags Unlimited
SDMB: Ogs Unlimited :stuck_out_tongue:

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Casino: Winnings Unlimited
Cricket League: Innings Unlimited
Sports Memorabilia: Signings Unlimited
Airline: Wings Unlimited
Wine Shop: Bungs Unlimited
Computer Museum: Wangs Unlimited
Hair Salon: Bangs Unlimited
Kitchen Utensils: Tongs Unlimited
Lyricist: Songs Unlimited
S & M Lair: Flogs Unlimited
Chocolate Shoppe: Frogs Unlimited

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Interdenominational chapel: Ogs Unlimited.

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No “g”.

Teemings Unlimited

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THis thread: Beware of Dougs Unlimited.

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Spy gear: Bugs Unlimited
Mail Order Brides: Nags Unlimited
Halloween Costume Store: Hags Unlimited
Guns: Mags Unlimited

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Dog groomer: Wags Unlimited

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Wild Things: Troggs Unlimited

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Austin-Powers-themed bordello: Shags Unlimited.

(Also good for 60s-themed flooring stores and Luke-Skywalker-themed hair salons.)

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Why are people refusing to take this exercise seriously? The OP clearly states the the name has to be one syllable only. Now I’m mad.

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Sonar manufactureres: Pings Unlimited

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A head shop: Bongs Unlimited

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Chuck Barris’ autobiography[sup]1[/sup]: Gongs Unlimited

[sup]1[/sup] Yes, I know.

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Dammit. Uh…you’re supposed to mumble “Teemings” into one syllable…

SDMB: yeah, I got nothin’. If -gry was the other way around, it’d be perfect.