What if has-been stars ran the USA?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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First, credit where credit is due. This thread got me thinking about who would be the best has-been star to run the USA?

Apparently Barbra Streisand thinks she has the know how to run the country, heck, wasn’t she one of the stars who started the “If-GeorgeWBush-Wins-I’m=Moving=To-Another-Country” movement? So how about starting with the premise that Bah=Bah Stweisand becomes the President of the United States. Who would she have as advisors, vice-president, cabinet secretaries, and the like?

Let’s create our own “shadow” government using has-been stars as politicians. This ought to be interesting.

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Man, I already saw this from 1980-88. I’m not sure that I’m up for a liberal sequel.

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Tommy Lee Jones as FBI Director.

Chief Dan George as Secretary of the Interior.

I guess if Bahbwah’s the Prez, then James Brolin is the First Lady.

Steven Segal as Secretary of the Navy.

Ahnold as Army Secretary.

John Travolta as Secretary of the Air Force.

Andrew Dice Clay as Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Ted Nugent as head of the ATF.

Wierd Al Yankovic as head of the FCC.

Professor Irwin Corey as Surgeon General.

Jerry Lewis as Ambassador to France.

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I think I’d go with Harrison Ford as Air Force Secretary before Johnny-boy. I mean he’s a good pilot, I suppose, but …

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Barbra Streisand is hardly a “has-been”.

I mean, say what you will about her, but she’s not a has-been.

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Striesand and Nugent in the same Administration?

Hopefully, Vice-President Coleman’ll be up to the job, after that inevitable, unfortunate crossbow accident.

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Nevah was?

:rolleyes: