Janet Jackson would rip off my shirt.
An All-Star Salute to John Mapplethorpe
Strong Bad would probably reply (I think):
Of course I have a halftime show, man. I mean, someone as awesome as me can’t be awesome all the time. It’s usually just The Cheat holding some sparklers, though. I really don’t have the money to invest in an extravagantastic phenomenon. But I have thought of getting Strong Sad involved. Just think of it.
I always say, you can’t go wrong with ventriloquists.
I’m thinking maybe a nice PG rated set from Tenacious D. Since that probably won’t happen, my next pick would be Rufus Wainwright and, of course, Beck. Not the sad Sea Change Beck, but the raucous and curiously sexy Beck.