What I'm going to do with my lottery winnings

I’m going to buy my dog a truck. A big yellow one. Then I’m going to get us each a house and a swimming pool. He likes to swim. Then I’m going to buy myself some friends. And a bodyguard to keep mean people away. And some kids.

Oh, and I’m going to get my own yarn store. And a book store. And a pet store. I will be pretty busy after I win the lottery.

It’s up to $117 mil. I can’t wait!

L

Did I win yet? Did I? When’s the drawing? I’m waiting!!!

L

What are you talking about? It’s my turn to win, you won last time.
Hell, I’m going to get myself a big 'ol house and a big 'ol dog. Then I’m going to get someone to clean that house.
Oh and I’ll quit my job. :slight_smile:

I already have a big ol’ dog. Okay, he’s young. But he’s big. So I win! Hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha.

L

Quit my full time job, keep the part time one (the one that I enjoy more!).

I have a friend who recently incurred about 50,000 in medical bills when she had emergency surgery - and no insurance. So I think I’d go over to the hospital and pay of her bill anonymously.

Pay off my bills

buy a house.

help pay for neices and nephews to go through college.

a few other ‘take over the world’ tyoe fantasies that I won’t get into here. :smiley:

Oh and the FIRST thing I would do: Get a new, unlisted phone number (as a second line) but keep my original number and put an endless recording of They’re Coming to Take Me Away, ha-ha! on it.

Go on the “Rue DeDay World Tour”. I’d even have jackets made up that said “Rue DeDay World Tour” on the back. Not even my real name, just my Dope name. Then I’d travel and have lunch with people. (Mostly other Dopers, but a few other people. Like Sandra Bullock. I’d have lunch with her if she returned my calls.) If I had lunch with someone, I’d give them one of my jackets.

Maybe I’d have t-shirts made too. And buttons that said “Eat more pie.”

(And my dog is best. Even if she is way-little.)
-Rue.

Oh yeah… and the whole “send my kids to a good school” thing. That too.

Well, according to the Georgia lottery site, the jackpot is $150million for Tuesday. So I guess fate just wants me to win lots of money. :wink:

If I won the lottery, I’d share it equally amongst all my fellow Dopers. Except the ones I don’t like.

I will quit my job and spend my entire life being the high bidder on ebay.

No one won!!! Now I have to buy more tickets.

Rue, if you win, I’d like to go on the Rue DeDay World Tour. That sounds like fun. If I win, you can all come on my world tour too.

L

For the BIg Game I did my usual six favorite numbers and two easy picks. One easy pick matched my pick by four numbers. Is this a sign?

Millions and they’re all mine mine mine!

I have thought about this way too much.

I’d move out into a really well decored, big, luxury apartment downtown with my boyfriend. I’d give a lot to charity, and invest the rest.

Come next winter, I’d take about 10 of my friends down to an all-inclusive resort in the Carribean for a week. Man, would that be fun!

I’d keep going to school, but I’d only go part-time. Education is important to me, but if I never have to get a job, I wouldn’t bother stressing myself out by getting it done quickly.

Ahh… dreamland…

Have I ever told you how much I love you Lisa? Really. You’re one of my very most favorite people around here. And have you lost weight? You look fabulous.

(Sexy, you can have a jacket a t-shirt and a button. Just 'cause… well… you know. wink, wink)
-Rue.

send me a few bucks.