I’m going to buy my dog a truck. A big yellow one. Then I’m going to get us each a house and a swimming pool. He likes to swim. Then I’m going to buy myself some friends. And a bodyguard to keep mean people away. And some kids.
Oh, and I’m going to get my own yarn store. And a book store. And a pet store. I will be pretty busy after I win the lottery.
What are you talking about? It’s my turn to win, you won last time.
Hell, I’m going to get myself a big 'ol house and a big 'ol dog. Then I’m going to get someone to clean that house.
Oh and I’ll quit my job.
Quit my full time job, keep the part time one (the one that I enjoy more!).
I have a friend who recently incurred about 50,000 in medical bills when she had emergency surgery - and no insurance. So I think I’d go over to the hospital and pay of her bill anonymously.
Pay off my bills
buy a house.
help pay for neices and nephews to go through college.
a few other ‘take over the world’ tyoe fantasies that I won’t get into here.
Oh and the FIRST thing I would do: Get a new, unlisted phone number (as a second line) but keep my original number and put an endless recording of They’re Coming to Take Me Away, ha-ha! on it.
Go on the “Rue DeDay World Tour”. I’d even have jackets made up that said “Rue DeDay World Tour” on the back. Not even my real name, just my Dope name. Then I’d travel and have lunch with people. (Mostly other Dopers, but a few other people. Like Sandra Bullock. I’d have lunch with her if she returned my calls.) If I had lunch with someone, I’d give them one of my jackets.
Maybe I’d have t-shirts made too. And buttons that said “Eat more pie.”
(And my dog is best. Even if she is way-little.)
-Rue.
Oh yeah… and the whole “send my kids to a good school” thing. That too.
I’d move out into a really well decored, big, luxury apartment downtown with my boyfriend. I’d give a lot to charity, and invest the rest.
Come next winter, I’d take about 10 of my friends down to an all-inclusive resort in the Carribean for a week. Man, would that be fun!
I’d keep going to school, but I’d only go part-time. Education is important to me, but if I never have to get a job, I wouldn’t bother stressing myself out by getting it done quickly.
Have I ever told you how much I love you Lisa? Really. You’re one of my very most favorite people around here. And have you lost weight? You look fabulous.
(Sexy, you can have a jacket a t-shirt and a button. Just 'cause… well… you know. wink, wink)
-Rue.