I’m down with that.
Damn I’m good! Or you’re very accomodating. Maybe I should have included a few more specific items…
Must remember to preserve this mental image for bedtime tonight.
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor is the female leader of a group of ailens whose ship is obiting the Earth. Those ailens are blue, and look vaguely like Brak.
** Qadgop the Mercotan** is either a man in his late forties who has a beard and a friendly face, or the doctor on Bosda’s ship, with blue skin and looking like Brak.
SkipMagic is a black basketball player who skips around a lot.
Change “water” to “your computer” and “jazz” to “the radio stations in Grand Theft Auto (about the only music I listen to anymore)”, and you’re dead on.
So… Bruce - if you tragically, accidentally, brutally cut your head of while shaving, who’s getting your username?
Rafel Van der Vaart is the Future of European Football, and Holland’s brightest star for years to come. Pride yourself in being compared to such a man… PRIDE YOURSELF!
Since no-one else gives a crawling magpie, I’ll give you my own mental image of myself:
UselessGit Makes me think of an intellectual giant, with all the the sophistication and wit of a random 19th century englishman combined with the sexual deviance of a French aristocrat. He is fair - he is strong - he is all that is man.
Hell, I’m even downer with that!
Master Wang-Ka Is a ninja master in a tatty green bathrobe, who uses his genitalia as a weapon.
Canvas Shoes Is a blue footed booby bird in Shaquille-O-Neal size Converse shoes
Scylla Is a whirlpool with a fangfilled circular mouth. He floats about and devours pigeons.
misstee Is a porn star who pours iced tea over herself.
Emekthian Is a member of a mysterious pre-atlantean race of lizard-men.
kalhoun is a bloohound dressed like a villain from a spaghetti western.
Wow. Just wow. Do I ride horseback?
I have 2 differing views of French Frog. The first is a skydiver, because ‘french frog’ is a specific freefall maneuver. The second is the joke about the lesbian frogs with the punchline, “We really do taste like chicken.”
I don’t know for sure, but I think Vunderbob wears lederhosen and does that “slappy” dance whilst sucking down warm German beer.
Hell, I don’t care. It’s my damn hotmail username, at least 8 years old. I’d have picked something cooler if I had known . . .
UselessGit = Old man sitting on porch in a river gorge somewhere deep in the Appalachians. When a stray dog or chicken wanders on the porch, he halfway stands up and yells: “Useless! Git! Git on ow-da-here!”
Funny you should mention that… There is a formal portrait of me as a toddler wearing lederhosen. Unfortunately, Mom never did put beer in my sipper cups.
Yep! on a giant Chicken.
SkipMagic: All I ever see is a little kid whose footsteps emit random sparks, glitter, and clouds of dust when he runs.
pepperlandgirl: A cross between a Candyland character and the maid from Alice in Wonderland who was always calling for “more pepper!”
torie: A little British woman with tortoiseshell glasses who’s often smirking.
Libertarian: An older single gentleman. Unkempt white hair and librarian style glasses with the little cord that keeps them attached. Gabberdean jacket, corduroy pants, and penny loafers with the soles worn through. He’s a little absent minded, but always carries an age old dusty book under his arm.
I would never waste iced tea. 
Priceguy works at a store in the mall. He runs around with a price sticker gun, changing price tags. Just when he gets about done, his boss comes in and makes some more changes. I feel bad for him.
torie is a blonde young girl who hasn’t quiet figured out the way the world works yet. Or she’s a rock star who looks like one for the members of the Barbie and the Rockers.[sup]tm[/sup]
Chicago Faucet an older gentleman who is a maintenance guy at a factory.
vunderbob has a favorite recliner in his living room, when he comes home, he changes his shoes a la Mr. Rogers, and reads the daily paper.
I’ve been thinking about that, and I couldn’t agree more.
Eve is Katherine Hepburn crossed with Dorothy Parker and cubed at least.
Qadgop is a tentacled alien slithering about the tranship hull (someday I’ve got to read that novel!), toolbox/doctor’s bag in tentacle, fixing something and being extremely competent while doing so.
Rico is a big-shouldered guy in a 1940’s zoot suit, who looks a bit like a gangster.
Bosda’s wearing a super hero suit, complete with cape and shield, and a goofy grin which I get from his being “Bosda, y’all!”
Ah yes. Deagan the Wolf is vaguely shaggy looking, as if he were caught halfway between transforming from grey wolf to human. On second thought, make that about a quarter of the way – he’s definitely more lupine.
SkipMagic conjures up a twinkle in the eye and a feeling that something marvelous and amusing is about to happen.
Blown & Injected is standing next to a car with an engine which blew out while winning a high speed race. He’s got a big grin on his face because he won the race and he’ll rebuild the engine in time to win the next one.
CJ
I watch cartoon network… so misstee reminds me a character from pokemon, just like dangermon…
RainKing 24 year old blonde haired dude who works in construction, prays for rain every Monday so he can have a day to sleep off the weekend.
…weapon?!?!?
Never.
Transportation, occasionally.
Y’know… pogo stick?