25 year old, black haired doctor, just studying for the boards right now… but thanks anyway mistee! 
RotorHead… is a guy who can make that trick from the exorcist
Well, I was close with to the age. 
Good luck with the studies.
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I am a redhead-- darn it-- nearly everyone guesses me as blonde. What’s up with that?
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I actually guessed you as a brunette. With freckles. Light blue or light green eyes, and a white t shirt. A clean-cut look about you, and you had braces as a kid.
SanguineSpider has dark hair pulled back off her face in an elegent French twist or a ponytail on casual days. Classy, that SanguineSpider is, she reminds me of one of my aunts, wears black without making it look depressing, and has sparkly eyes no matter what color they are(although I picture blue.)
Blonde looks like Anna Nicole Smith, only skinny and pretty and less hooker-y. Okay, maybe she doesn’t look much like Anna Nicole Smith. But they’re both blonde.
misstee - makes me think of Dairy Queen’s Mr. Misty, and so I picture her as Parker Posey’s character from Waiting for Guffman (coke, you can get a coke).
Why, thank you. I do have just such a streak. And I imagine you, cityboy916, to be tall, and prone to wearing dark colours, and preferring a good restaurant and a show to a tent on the beach any day.
A shot in the dark, my good man. I’m guessing you have several inches on him?
dutchboy208: Most people said the kid on the paint can. However, I know a gay guy (on IRC) who claimed to have gone to Holland and taken advantage of the lowered age of consent there. So I try not to surmise any images from that screen name.
Scylla: I read the book Marathon Man (and have yet to sit through the movie). Charybdis is the whirlpool. [b[Scylla** is the rock. Unfortunately, in keeping with the book, Scylla is also gay.
Dangermom: Something like the mom from Dexter’s Lab, with a eyepatch and a bumbling assistant.
UncleBeer: Half of my damn family.
mangeorge: The manliest damn man you ever did see. He could eat a stadium full of home fries.
Deputy Dawg just pops right into my head when I see your name. Awwwww!
Grasshopper’s the dude tossing a pebble up in the air and excitedly shouting “I did it, I finally did it!”
Tentacle Monster is the sort of creature that inhabits nightmares, the sort of thing that if you aren’t carrying at least a machine gun when you encounter it, you’ll have just enough time to count the tentacles before it sends you to a horrible demise. The poster behind the screen name reads H. P. Lovecraft and Steven King, and plays the RPG Call of Cthulu.
Grasshopper can mix a good cocktail; he excels at bartender-fu.
lieu is a professional body double on local TV.
I’ve seen pictures of both of them, so I know I’m wrong, but…
Eve is Margaret Dumont from any Marx Brother’s movie…complete with monobosom.
Uk. Ike is either Jiminy Cricket or Phil Lesh, depending on whether I’m watching “Pinochio” or listening to “Box of Rain.”
Annie Xmas is the star in an X-rated retelling of “A Visit From St. Nicholas.” It involves sugar plums, but they aren’t dancing in anyone’s head.
js africanus is in a diorama in the Smithsonian showing the evolution of man as he continues to evolve and stand upright. “And here we see the js africanus, which, in addition to standing completely upright, had mastered rudimentary tools and how to program the first VCR.”
ShibbOLeth is actually the name of the little box-type thingy that some Orthodox Jewish men wear on their heads when they’re performing whatever ritual it is where Orthodox Jewish men wear the little box-type thingies on their heads.
Kalhoun is John C. Calhoun, one time Vice President and crusty old proponent of the theory of “nullification.” Sorry, but that’s what I see.
I haven’t seen her around in a long time, and I know what she really looks like, but hillbilly queen is Freddie Mercury in bib overalls and a tiara.
Scuba_Ben - the sort of guy to wear snorkel and flippers to a formal dinner
«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™ - Timothy Leary after one tab too many
dantheman - that guy in the sports bar who is forever telling you about the two weeks he spent in the Big Leagues (as a bat boy)
Minty Green - a blond guy with an eighty-tooth smile who belongs in a mouthwash commercial
UselessGit - a certain alley cat of my acquaintance
vanilla - plain, but rather tasty
misstee - is rather naughtee
Rico - that’s one dude I’m not gonna mess with
ShibbOleth - Donald Duck’s favorite cuss word
Kalhoun - a Dutch cowboy turned attorney
Master Wang-Ka - the foremost of all the wankers on this board
BellaDellaItalia - sings arias while belly dancing
Cecil Adams - short, mostly bald (the rest is white), favors t-shirts and khakis, white socks and those wicker-like slippers; but possesses the most awesome mind in the universe (where’s a Suck-up Smiley when you really need one?)
Ed Zotti - that small, dark-haired, anal-retentive twerp in the next cubicle
I am so in trouble.
That’s Bullwinkle Jay Moose, thank you very much. I’ll do the Moosehead Beer jokes if you don’t mind.
minty green is a My Little Pony. The cute mint green one.
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Scylla: I read the book Marathon Man (and have yet to sit through the movie). Charybdis is the whirlpool. [b[Scylla** is the rock. Unfortunately, in keeping with the book, Scylla is also gay.
William Goldman degayed Scylla in the sequal, Brothers. Turns out he was just faking gay.
I would have done you, Kalhoun, but I live in TEXAS.
I must know about TEN guys named Calhoun, all of whom resemble the Marlboro Man, and most of whom are married to women resembling Barbara Mandrell…
I REFUSE to picture you, under those circumstances…
“Faking gay”? That’s so… retro.
plnnr is a planner that forgot to.
minty green is an organic mouthwash that helps fight ignospeak.
SanguineSpider is the one I dig seeing on the web.
Kalhoun is East Of Eden filmed in Texas.
Scuba_Ben is that toy in your aquarium that lets loose the bubbles.
misstee is the gal that drives the beer cart at Longwood.
Any thoughts on Stink Fish Pot?
Metro.
Actually, since the book was written in the 1970s, I think it makes that Scylla the first metrosexual.
Stink Fish Pot - a fisherman with a dark gray beard and a dirty yellow slicker, running around a ship during a storm and carrying a bucket of fish.
Cecil Adams is a brain in a jar.
plner is one of the Rohirrim who died at the battle of Pelennor fields
Tentacle Monster is, well, a monster with a bunch of tentacles
mangeorge is some kind of mechanincal cyborg
Scuba_Ben is the bear from the '60s show Gentle Ben, wearing a snorkel and air tank