To me, you’re this lady. She showed up a few times on Northern Exposure as a fiesty pilot, so…
I know, I watch too much TV.
Broomstick looks like this picture (warning - not work safe).
koeeoaddi is either a Hawaiian surfer or Bugs Bunny (go figure).
seaworthy has dark blonde hair, is in her late 20s/early 30s, spends her days at the helm of a big wooden ship, and has the soul of a wise old sea captain.
Bwa! and furthermore ha!
Perfect! No Penelope on her!
Err…
myrnajean is probably not as old as I imagine her, but here goes.
myrajean is a little old lady who dyes her hair silver, only it comes out with more of a bluish-purple tint. In the late evening she gets prank calls from silly teenage girls who say this " Myrna, your hair is purple" .
misstee walks around wearing nothing but a t-shirt… all the time, in all kindsa weather . . .
Ha, wearing a sport bra and boxers right now-- no tee- shirt around.
I’ve pictured her as Janine Turner (the regular fem pilot on NE, but with this huge zit on her face… 
Sauron, on just seeing the name, is a giant flaming eye. But after reading his posts, he looks like this
She seems to be the sexiest girl on the SMDB. Everyone’s image of her is as some sort of sex kitten.
Exactly! In fact, she’s almost a beauty-pageant winner. You know, misstee 2004, misstee 2005, etc. Wonder what her special talent is?
It occurs to me that you could get more than you bargained for by yellling "DO ME DO ME DO ME DO ME " in a crowded room 
Anyway, I am kindof cheating, I have read lots of posts by you and have some idea of what you might look like.
Okay, here goes…
A very petite blonde, perhaps 40ish, with some “character” about your eyes and mouth. Very VERY light blonde hair. But you are NOT the “dumb blonde” looking type, more like a very serious journalist/PTA mom type.
Very focused, hardworking, a little line between your eyebrows from concentrating and having a little frowing habit.
Sauron…
I get the image of a well-muscled (but not muscle bound) good looking family man with a really wonderful personality that shows up on his face.
Pcture a cross between Rob Petrie and the fonz or something.
I’m dying to find out.
OK I’ll give this a go…
**misstee ** - reminds me of that psycho girlfriend of Clint in “Play…4 Me”
**Lobsang ** - is a Himalayan climbing sidar who has adopted western tastes
Airman Doors - brings to mind Milo Minebinder (sp?) from “Catch 22”
**pepperlandlady ** - for some reason brings up a picture of Paddy from Snoopy.
**Wintermute ** - is a Japanese computer geek
**Pravnik ** - is an eastern-European ex-disident author
**Bruce_Daddy ** - is a foul-mouthed standup comic
More later maybe…
Oh forgot about **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor ** who is obviously a really crap childrens entertainer with a big black cloak going “Ta-Raaaa!!!” to his unimpressed audience after every trick… sort of like a cross between Dick Dastardly (from the Wacky Races) and the English comic Tommy Cooper.
I’ll give you a hint : it’s not singing.
Spectre of Pithecanthropus: I imagine a proto-human, either:
- as a ghost
-or-
- holding a white cat, plotting to kill 007.
notquitekarpov- aspires to be like his hero, the Russian computer scientist Karpov
Lobsang- Lobster who sings in Lojban
Spectre of Pithecanthropus- a Chozu ghost from Metroid Prime
:eek: There’s a spycam in my house!
Hey, fuck you!
Ok, notquitekarpov is sitting over a chess board in a blazer, face in hands.