What Images Can You Surmise From Other Dopers' Screen Names?

NutMagnet has a large assemblage of paper clips, scissors, silverware and carpet tacks stuck to his genitalia.

Just before I restart my computer, can anyone say what they see in my name? :slight_smile:

(spent last five hours typing up a long list, and this infernal machine’s been on too long)

You look like one of the hamsters on Hamtaro, in Neo’s costume in the Matrix where he shoots up the lobby, complete with guns strapped all over your furry body.

xtisme- I misread this as xmastime the first time I saw it, and s/he’s been covered in tinsel and red christmas tree balls every since.

Scylla- A lovely young woman with long red hair ( so much for first impressions…)

Tenatcle Monster looks exactly like this

Left Hand of Dorkness look like this.

HAHAHAHA… that’s a good one! Is Hamtaro an anime of some sort?

Quite an image there…

F_X

Oh, do me next!

:o

What’s-his-name, the guy in the Garfield comic strip who lives out in the country, trying to learn to dance.

:smack:

See, this is the some of the stuff I’ve missed during my hiatus.
Anyone take a try at me? (Anyone remember me?)

I was thinking more along the lines of Spike, Snoopy’s itinerant desert dwelling brother, from the Peanuts strip.

Aaaaaaugh! I’m griefstricken!!
Thats what happens when you get stuck with a name from the 40’s!
No, I’m just barely 40 years old, auburn hair, green eyes, and I look pretty much just like I did in my highschool ID, except for the extra 25 pounds I added. Since I started at 125, most of it I needed anyway.

I knew you weren’t as old as I pictured you to be.
cactus waltz

Female, brown hair in her late 30’s, likes to dance, but doesn’t have a regular dancing partner. Likes to Bar-B-Que on the weekends.

screech-owl
Also female. Can’t carry a tune in a bucket, but loves to sing anyway. She’s great to party with- likes bud heavy.

Yup to female.
Um, I have a Master’s Degree in Music - vocal emphasis. My lungs are more like a keg than a bucket.
Sometimes a partier, but I prefer Guinness - anything I can drink by the slice is a good solid beer.

Don’t mind me. I’m just lurking.

Sniff… 12 whole pages and nobody …

Furt… hmmm… How about Tim Curry in drag? (Frank N. FURTer)

A fart joke is just too obvious.

Wow, thanks! sigh I didn’t even know this was here until Maureen showed me. I always think of Min-mei when I think of you :slight_smile: Got any news to report about Miniphrs??

Umm yeah…is it my turn yet?

FTR swampbear, I agree with FCM’s assessment. :slight_smile:

Note to self: learn to do vanity searches…

Okay.
Jaade has long, wavy auburn hair and a beautiful smile.
Peritrochoid is a big goofy kid with a lopsided grin and laughing eyes
mipiace is a stunning red head with a major attitude that shows in her face (and that is a compliment).
phlospher is a lot younger than I thought, but very smart, wears basically what his wife picks out for him, along with a semi amused expression. Oh, and you can see how crazy he is about Mrs. Phlosphr every time he looks at her. Oh, yes. MORE MINMEI PICS. And, what’s up with the baby prospect? Update, please. :smiley:
Skip Magic Is just as I always pictured him; tall, blond and handsome, with great shoulders, and auntie em is smart, funny, beautiful, dark, and has the BEST hair.
if6was9 has long brown hair, incredible blue green eyes, and a great butt. :wink:

sniff so many pages and Dangermom gets mentioned all over the place, but what about li’l Dangergene?!?! Not a one! Me am soooooo lonely!

And it occurs to me that Furt is a small, yet staggeringly healthy man, possessing unnatural quietness. He is usually found creeping around multinational data-complexiopoli at twilight wearing black-felt shadow-work gear and selling his skills to the highest (and shadiest) bidder.

Hence the lurking

(yeah, like I don’t lurk, f’sure!!!).

Do I even have to ask what image my name invokes?

:wink:

Sure, like thats fair, you have actually seen him. :slight_smile: