Well this thread sure moved on since I last visited…
Thats what you get when you mix Dopers and vodka.
just kidding
Wow. I wish I could get into hockey like that. I’m not Canadian, and I really don’t want to be a a magician.
I don’t know how I managed to concoct this, but Nightwatch Trailer is a guard for Area 51 who lives (actually hides out) in a small camper next to the Black Mailbox.
Man, I wish. How cool would that be? Unfortunately, the reality of my life is much more mundane. I had to steal my name from a movie (and if you know the movie, give yourself a cookie).
I can see Really Not All That Bright sitting in front of a monitor in his underground lab, sniggering at the brilliance of his idea to use his screen name to lull the world into a false sense of security before unleashing his Master Plan.
flamingbananas…I’m not gonna touch that one.
Couldn’t you have kept that one between us? A quick e-mail might have sufficed. You might even have found a place in my cabinet. Next to the liquor or cups, probably… but now, you must pay!
As long as you are not giving my under the desk job away, I am ok with working with Nightwatch Trailer.
Speaking of NwT, he is a big, mean guard at a ladies mental instution.
Hmmm…you got the brown hair right, and I kinda like some punk…
Misstee is a curvy, energetic redhead who is definitely too young for Kilt-wearin’ man to be caught noticing (jailbait?) but yowza…
::: checks drivers license ::::
It says date of birth is 08/27/1977.
Yep, I am legal. 
Well, then, I’ll do you too.
If it makes you feel any better, I pictured you as an old fashioned “glamour star” ala Marilyn Monroe (Myrna Jean, NORMA Jean).
A lovely spanish woman who dances the merengue with said flaming bananas as a headpiece, ala “Chiquita Banana”.
Okay. I have a great one. It just occured to me. Stand back!
drumroll
Annie-Xmas: Carol Kane from Scrooged!
“How about a TOASTER?!”
WHAM
With a name like Zamboni, the hockey imagery just works. Y’see, The Great Zamboni wears full hockey gear, with the addition of a sparkly gold turban and a cape. He can tell your future - as long as your future includes checks, cross-checks, high-sticking, iceing, or (if you’re lucky) a hat trick or two.
Hmmm…how you doin’?
Horseflesh - a really sweet guy who used to post here. Miss ya!
I can never visit this post often enough- what a hoot!
Brilliant film! You can get it on DVD now, hurrah!
Yes, Myrna Loy x Norma Jean
Oh thank you darlink…
Even before I saw vunderbob’s post, I was thinking:
flamingbananas – A pastry chef at a fancy French restaurant, whose specialty is a sundae flambe. Oh, and she can play bass quite well, though she prefers shortstop.
Well i spose the chef thing is close. I can make some mean desserts. And I don’t know much about bassball, but I can play bass guitar pretty well