What Images Can You Surmise From Other Dopers' Screen Names?

Aldebaran- very large, red-orange star with a surface temperature of 4000 K who has run out of hydrogen and is in the process of fusing helium into carbon…

flamingbananas- a superhero in her mid 20s, wears a skimpy black leather outfit and a mask with two slits revealing bright red eyes. In her left hand she holds a flaming banana, in her right a decree on old parchment condemning a person standing in front of her to eternity in hell.

Padmaraga- a city in Brazil

Now THAT is me. Well…not really… I do think i would look look in a skimpy black leather outfit and mask relealing bright red eyes…if I do say so myself… :wink:

grabs whip and black leather outfit Samantha by day…FLAMINGBANANAS BY NIGHT!

Then on second thought, I will do you.

Teeheeheeheeheeheee.

Kilt-wearin’ man - Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons.
flamingbananas - A gorilla from the [thread=242444]Gorillas.bas game[/thread] who hurls flaming (as opposed to exploding) bananas.

:eek: Not even close. :wink:

Well, I am sitting in front of a computer…

Does this really matter?

:mad: :mad: :mad: :cool: :cool: :cool:

Depends on how much tequila is involved. :slight_smile:

Hey, wow, you got…

…absolutely none of that right… 45 years old? Divorced? Shriners? OK, the bars I can see…but where did the rest of that come from? Shriners don’t wear kilts…

…Shriners?

Now, Cityboy’s on track with the Groundskeeper Willie thing…he at least wears a kilt and likes the pipes!

Kilt-wearin’ man is 28 year old, brown haired punk rocker disguised as a respectable genetic engineer. He likes NASCAR and drinks busch light.

Uh, that’s me!

Except I’m a software engineer.

:slight_smile:

The Great Zamboni is a die-hard Canadian hockey freak who never misses a home-town game; his greatest ambition aside from playing in the NHL is to be a magician.

Aldebaran is a college student who drives a Ford Perfect and has a gorgeous girlfriend. (I hope you’re male. Otherwise, my apologies.)

Replace “Perfect” with “Prefect.” Preview played a trick on me.

“Do me!”, indeed.
I am seriously considering changing the title of this thread to “Virgins in heat post here!” :wink:

Nuh-uh, dude. I got laid once.

Czarcasm- a Czech Republician in his mid 20s, messy brown hair, idealistic, works for a small software company on the verge of creating a revolutionary new concept in wireless networking with a s-hachek in it’s name.

Coldfire- a man made of ice with black, blue and purple flames burning all over his body.

UncleBeer- a man in his 40s, with a large beer belly and a hearty laugh.

By “Czech Republician”, I mean someone from the Czech Republic, not a Republican of Czech ancestry.