Aldebaran- very large, red-orange star with a surface temperature of 4000 K who has run out of hydrogen and is in the process of fusing helium into carbon…
flamingbananas- a superhero in her mid 20s, wears a skimpy black leather outfit and a mask with two slits revealing bright red eyes. In her left hand she holds a flaming banana, in her right a decree on old parchment condemning a person standing in front of her to eternity in hell.
Now THAT is me. Well…not really… I do think i would look look in a skimpy black leather outfit and mask relealing bright red eyes…if I do say so myself…
Kilt-wearin’ man - Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. flamingbananas - A gorilla from the [thread=242444]Gorillas.bas game[/thread] who hurls flaming (as opposed to exploding) bananas.
…absolutely none of that right… 45 years old? Divorced? Shriners? OK, the bars I can see…but where did the rest of that come from? Shriners don’t wear kilts…
…Shriners?
Now, Cityboy’s on track with the Groundskeeper Willie thing…he at least wears a kilt and likes the pipes!
The Great Zamboni is a die-hard Canadian hockey freak who never misses a home-town game; his greatest ambition aside from playing in the NHL is to be a magician.
Aldebaran is a college student who drives a Ford Perfect and has a gorgeous girlfriend. (I hope you’re male. Otherwise, my apologies.)
Czarcasm- a Czech Republician in his mid 20s, messy brown hair, idealistic, works for a small software company on the verge of creating a revolutionary new concept in wireless networking with a s-hachek in it’s name.
Coldfire- a man made of ice with black, blue and purple flames burning all over his body.
UncleBeer- a man in his 40s, with a large beer belly and a hearty laugh.