A huge rocket powered turtle with Alan Funt’s face…
Ah-Ha! Almost exactly as expected. Though I must admit, I had expected ‘huge rocket-powered turtle with an Allen-Funt Hairpiece.’ - a bit different.
Right. I know I’m stepping in it, but what do I look like?
My $0.02:
**CandidGamera ** - Your name calls to mind the image of a shinx. The man/lion kind. Not sure why.
**Aldebaran ** - Wedge Antillies
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - An insectoid alien diplomat
Anthropomorphic Mouse - Well, your name reminds me of mine.
Aldebaran is an Andorian, blue skinned with antennae
CandidGamera is a giant flying turtle who speaks his mind.
cityboy916 is in the crowd at Rockefeller Square, see him? over there, about halfway down the block, near that lamppost?
Padmaraga? sorry, not a clue off the top of my head
Anthropomorphic Mouse is a computer mouse with sentience, the result of an accident involving the computer mouse, lightning, and a spilled jar of pepperoncini.
misstee drives an ice cream truck, soft-serve.
Easy. A feminine-hygiene product.
This must be what it feels like to be picked last for kickball…
…sigh…
Just random, off the top of me head …
EATS CRAYONS - Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle
REALLY NOT ALL THAT BRIGHT - white lab coat, glasses, works at NASA
SANGUINE SPIDER - lives in the Batcave, has a HUGE computer with lots of blinking lights
DANGERMOM - wear tights and a cape, can leap small building on a Space Hopper
CITYBOY916 - lives on a farm and drives a tractor
TENTACLE MONSTER - lurks under a bridge
LOOK!NINJAS - is always pointing into the distance
BIBLIOCAT - I alwasy mis-read as being a hobbit’s feline pet
USELESS GIT - runs a DIY shop
NO CLUE BOY - head of the CIA
DANTHEMAN - wears sunglasses indoors and looks mean
PRICE GUY - values antiques on TV
LOBSANG - Did I?
(on on how long did it take for you to work that last one out??)
Hmmmm… I see FairyChatMom as a attractive mother in her early 30s, with 2 little girls.
I see CecilAdams as a very handsome man, tall and in nice clothes, with a british accent and a Harvard or Yale collage degree.
Now then. DO ME!
Aldebaran --a classical Arab Astronomer/astrologer, complete with astrolabe.
CandidGamera --a giant, flying turtle with a camera lenes for a head.
flamingbananas —testicles doused in napalm. The horror…
Joy. I’m testicles doused in napalm. I’m a girl too. Ah well, I asked and I was answered.
But I hardly know you.
Kilt-wearin’ man45 year old divorcee who hangs out in bars and goes to Shriners’ meetings.
Hey, you asked.
An adult novelty rode REALLY hard…
Ahahahahaha. I’m testicles and an adult novelty rode REALLY hard. Ahahahaha. Another day on the SDMB, another strange look from my brother
Well, what did you expect? Dairy Queen flambe?
Padmaraga: A Star Wars character.
Mausmagill: Another Star Wars character. This one, oddly feminine.
flamingbananas: Okay. Follow me here. You take that mascot for Chiquita bananas. I believe his name is Bobbie Banana. Corrupt him a little, so that he has a Bart Simpson streak. Okay. Now, put him in a jester’s costume. Give him big bushy black expressive eyebrows. He’s juggling bowling pins, in front of a background of fire. Matter of fact, the bowling pins are on fire, too. Yes.
Hmmmm. Maybe “An attractive young women, who is popular with the manly types and can play bass extremly well. And knows the guys in Weezer personaly” None of it is true, but it would be nice to hear 
I forgot the sideburns.
That works too
And the tattoo that says “Momma didn’t love me.”