Jellytoes’ toes are made of the same material that the blobs that inhabit the Great Bay Temple in LOZ:Majora’s Mask are.
Limited magical abilities? Limited magical abilities! I’ll show you limited magical abilities! Dark forces, I summon you to me. Make Chicago Faucet’s bank introduce a new expensive checking account fee within the next six months. Amniat xesçusi pan lebeth ilianîce, s’au secingawri…
jellytoes are purple, squishy and edible yum yum
Mangetout Is a smoky jazz player in sepia tones
Chicago Faucet Is a monopoly player and likes to play with feet
emekthian is like Mr. Spock except has a much softer, smoother voice
scuba ben is shy- come out of the water, scuba ben!!
Really Not All That Bright "your a shining star, no matter who you are, shining bright to see…
Oh. My. God.
I ended up bouncing two checks just yesterday. The amounts that I bounced were 3 and 5 dollars. A pack of cigarettes and a hoagie that hit my account minutes before my paycheck was direct deposited. The check bouncing fee? 70 dollars.
emekthian cursing me? Priceless.
Wow! Never piss of Emekthian!
Emekthian is a great sorcerer.
Please, Your Excellency, spare me!
Rockin’.
Thanks for the visuals of my screen name guys! You made my day. And, for the record, sometimes I do leave a stcky trail behind me 
Guess I’ll have to come up with a few before someone will come up with one for me (hint, hint, nudge, nudge):
Diogenes the Cynic—A thirtyish Greek man with a lantern
monstro—a petite black woman in her mid-twenties who’s a huge fan of 50’s sci-fi/horror movies (especially the Ray Harryhausen stop-motion type)
BellaDellaItalia—A classic Italian beauty, sort of a Sophia Loren type
In Angel Heart’s chest, there is a miniature version of the TV vampire Angel. He rythmically expands and contracts, and blood vessels are connected to his skin all over his body.
Since this has already been done quite a lot, I’ll only add the one that way far sticks out in my mind…
For some reason, flamingbananas, comes across as a mix of the spirit behind the characters from the Hanna-Barbera show The Banana Splits (imagine that!) and the Sour Grapes messenger girl who sporadically appeared on there.
I have no idea why, but there you are. 
Angel Heart - young (I assume female), maybe early 20s with blonde hair parted down the middle. Hmm… all usernames that have the word “angel” seem to remind me of a young blonde. Go figure.
[Piper hastily checks under kilt] Whew. Nope, virtual image does not match reality. And screw that “little flute” [pulls out Great Highland Bagpipes and lets loose with assorted doublings, birls and grips.]
Flamingbananas is involved in a monkey riot. The monkeys could be throwing flaming poo.
throws flaming poo
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Originally Posted by The Great Zamboni
Flamingbananas is involved in a monkey riot. The monkeys could be throwing flaming poo.
Cheer up! You couldd be male, and your testicles could be on fire!
With flaming poo in hand, flamingbananas hunts for male monkeys
OUCH!!!
I do not wish flaming testicles on anyone.
well, maybe this one guy…but that’s story is for a completely different thread
Here here! I don’t wish flaming testicles on ALL guys, but there are a few where they need that…still they might not even HAVE any. Still, completly different stories for a completely different thread
BellaDellaItalia is a young, hot, Italian, female scholar of Classical Latin who irritatingly pronounces it like church Latin.
BellaDellaItalia is the young, cartoon woman on the left, in the white dress.
Hm.
So that’s why it hurts when I pee…
Lobsang - the gay guy from the B52’s who doesn’t actually sing. Rather he just calls out lyrics in that annoying “I’m gay!” voice.
Not implying *Lobsang is gay, just got a mental pic of the B52’s guy from his moniker.