AvhHines: definitely female, I can say that much. A hardcore Declaration of Independence devotee. 
I know that he’s been ‘done’ repeatedly before, but I think you’re all wrong about Master Wang-Ka.
He’s tall, wears a black rubber superhero costume with a VERY large bulge at the front, and has just accepted an emergency assignment from the Scottish government to single-handedly tackle the national sperm donor crisis.
Yes, but what* kind*?
A totally frank ‘furt’???
small, round (well, ovoid really), bouncy, taupe-ish in color, silent and stealthy in movement. You know, standard model furt.
Me!! Me!! Do me, do me!!
You’re obviously a giant block of cheese. Your legs are wrapped in that wax stuff that Edam and mini-Babybels come in, and you have olives for eyes.
Don’t ask me how you type with cheese arms. Your keyboard must be really icky.
Nah, gouda is not cheese at all. Gouda is an elastic cord that has been covered with superglue and then, glitter, glitter and glitter. Gouda shimmers, shines and radiates - a warm and glowing personage, is gouda.
Love ya, gouda!
Dunno if ‘Kath and Kim’ is on TV in the USA - But I think Gouda is like their statue of Baby Cheeses - a religious icon made from mini cheeses held together with cocktail sticks.
Anyone got a clue what I’m like??
Nah, you aren’t cheese! You are one of the creatures from the first Zelda Game, Orcarina of Time. You are one of the creatures from Dongongo’s Cavern. Possibly a lizard, or bat.
ZombiesAteMyBrain is Jessica Simpson.
just kidding
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ZombiesAteMyBrain is Jessica Simpson.
Am I?? Who’s she???
I’m reminded of an adult anime called “Adventure Kid” which features sex-crazed zombie rapists whose skulls have holes in them through which you can see brains. Don’t know why the creators thought that would be erotic, but that’s what your screen name brings to mind.
Um, are you just supposed to lick the icing or is it okay if you chew the muffin as well?
WOW - Is that really what I’m like - a sex-crazed zombie rapist with holes in my skull … scary stuff … erotic, on the other hand … ???
Minor nitpick: Orcarina of Time is not the first Zelda game. It’s the 5th.
Unless someone went back in time and prevented The Legend of Zelda, The Adventure of Link, A Link to the Past, and Link’s Awakening from being made, and I’m the only one who retains knowledge from the former timeline.
Y’know I really should do vanity searches more often.
From way back on page 2
Well black does creep into my wardrobe fairly often, and I do get confused… sometimes 
I only wish I had black wings though sighs
Damn, now you’ve got me picturing myself as that chick in the commercial that walks out of the bakery with the buns on her ass. “You are what you eat.” Too true, dammit.
:eek: Oh my! :eek: Lemme tell ya something. The muffin is only marginally good, but the bands of cinnamon in the middle and the icing are what it’s all about!
…mmmm…cinnabon…get yer grey matter outta the guttah!
I like Cinnzeo cinnamon buns myself… or homemade 
There was a game for the SNES way back called Zombies Ate My Neighbors, with a playable character who was a sorta skatery kid with 3-D glasses on and a black T-shirt. (scroll down a couple inches after clicking the link).
You’re him.
When I think of Soapbox Monkey I see a guy.