You’re Randall Flagg, the Dark Man from SK’s The Stand.
As for me . . . that’s quite a different image from what I would have picked for myself. Oh well.
I like to picture Master Wang-Ka as a short, skinny Asian guy. It makes the image of him chasing a Mormon that much funnier.
Mangetout is plump, of medium height, and rides a bicycle. He does not, however, snack on the spare parts. 
So… you know what I’m going to say, so I won’t say it. 
Sinshine looks like a bright glowing sunburst but has a mischeivous streak.
Diogenes the Cynic and The Great Unwashed are both short guys with big bushy beards.
js_africanus is either an antelope or an australopithecus (sorry).
Miller is a cartoon alligator that drinks beer. But, he doesn’t read IMHO so it’s pointless to post about him here.
swampbear reminds me of a tardigrade, or water bear.
Sauron is one of David Icke’s reptoids.
CajunMan is in the kitchen with one of those lobster aprons like that one guy wore on Seinfeld.
I’d ask for someone to do me but with such an obvious username it’s probably a silly idea anyway.
Midwinter: A snowflake
Anyone out there who will dare to put a picture to my name?
Explain yourself, woman!
A dyslexic Dark Lord of Mordor. With a puppy.
Bruce_Daddy is clearly a Paul Hogan- lookalike, complete with Aussie hanging-corks hat, except that he’s a stripper.
Been wanting to add this for ages:
Q.E.D. is sort of a Hugh Hefner with books.
look!ninja?s, you are probably thinking of js_africanus as a Roman Senator because of his striking resemblance to his forefather Scipio Africanus.
Jayn_Newell: I?m thinking of a slender woman standing on a cliff, looking forlornly out over the sea. Why don?t you get back in, it?s freezing out there.
buttonjockey308 is a teenager in a bright red bell-hop suit.
Diogenes the Cynic only provokees an image of a giant wooden barrell on it?s side.
The Great Zamboni is wearing a top hat and waving a magic wand on stage, while his charming assistant is lying in a closed box before him, her head and feet sticking out.
Doghouse Reilly is an Irish chap wearing a felt cap and speaking in an incomprehensible language.
MinniePurl makes me think of a cute little woman with blond curls, rolled up on a pink or red couch, knitting.
Empress Jolrael is a statuesque woman, sitting upright on her throne, rubbing her hands in glee.
cityboy916 strolls on a New York sidewalk, peering up to the buildings, dressed like someone out of a Salinger novel.
Blalron is a large, darkish feller. He could be… a lumberjack!
Bibliocat always makes me think of cats I’ve seen in bookstores (either black or calico, for some reason), with a bit of the Cheshire cat thrown in
dangermom makes me think of that amnesiac Geena Davis movie where she throws a tomato in the air and spears it with a chef’s knife (“Chefs do that,” she says innocently)…
Whenever I read one of Rue DeDay’s delightful story posts, I just see and hear RuPaul telling them.
I do not resemble Annie Christmas from the ALW song in “Whistle Down the Wind.”
Nah, I picture Niles Crane from “Frazier.”
Yogi Bear with a beard. (And… uh, leather chaps for some reason.)
Eats_Crayons is a big crayon who always has to run away from people trying to eat him, like in the M&M commercials. Or Ralph Wiggum.
For some bizarre reason, I always picture Rafel Van der Vaart when I see Dutchboy208.
Js_Africanus invokes an image of a guy with a turban riding an elephant.
Ginger Of The North makes me think of my sister because my sister is also ginger. And from the North.
BruceDaddy is obviously a playboy from down under, always sporting the same haircut as David Beckham.
I would try and picture Aldebaran, but I think he was not meant to be seen by mortal men. I therefore avert my mental gaze.
Who’s Raf… Rafa… that guy?
When I see Aldebaran I picture a red giant variable star of the spectral type K5+III with a visual magnitude of 0.85 in the constellation Taurus at RA 04 35 55.2 Dec +16 30 33 with the catalogue numbers of HR 1457 and HD 29139 .
NoClueBoy is a nerdy looking teenager.
I see Mangetout as a French intellectual.
Annie-Xmas looks like a Dominatrix dressed as an elf.
Tusculan is either a suave Italian man, or a skinny Italian Chef.
Diogenes The Cynic reminds me of a Greek Philosopher dressed as a biker, with chaps and all.
Originally posted by Tusculan:
I stopped doing that when the “sawing the woman in half” trick didn’t work as planned. Now I perform at ice rinks and hockey games.
[QUOTE=The Great Zamboni]
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Annie-Xmas looks like a Dominatrix dressed as an elf.
Quite a good guess Zamboni. I look very innocent and blah, but inside I am a control freak.
Q.E.D. - I imagine he looks a lot like Ed Zotti, but in his early thirties and skinnier. Big glasses. Reads a LOT.
Ex Machina - Makes me think of any of the Al Bhed from Final Fantasy X.
World Eater - I just imagine a giant deity in space, about twice the size of the Earth, eating it with his bare hands.
Shirley Ujest - I just can’t stop thinking of that line from The Naked Gun: “Surely you can’t be serious!” “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”
Don’t ask, okay?
I just can’t.
:::: blushes :::::
Well, maybe after a few more drinks.