I’m sure they would, but what does that have to do with this thread?
If you picture me, just picture me ice skating while holding hands with the Seige and 'nilla, a great big smile on my face.
Vanilla’s little boy is skating rings around us but has on the goofiest sweater I’ve ever seen.
wrong!
My son (nor I) can iceskate to save our lives.
But I pictured NoClueBoy as somewhat like Greg Kinnear(he really looks like Brad Pitt)
I used to picture EatsCrayons as Johnny Rotten but when I saw her pic, I was soooo wrong!
I bet it has something to do with spanking.
We’re spanking misstee now?
Well, I think we ought to - don’t you? It just seems right, somehow.
I’ll get the cuffs and the bonus equipment…
scurries off with an empty shopping cart
I think this maybe the first time I have ever had two dopers wanting to spank me.
:::: blushes somemore :::::
I’ve met Scout several times.
Interesting observation. At least you got the “small” part right. 
Ukulele Ike I picture as a medium height older gentleman with gray hair and a tattered corduroy jacket carrying a small instrument case.
My turn!!!
MY Turn!!! MY Turn!!!MY Turn!!!MY Turn!!!MY Turn!!!MY Turn!!!MY Turn!!!MY Turn!!!
Won’t ask how many times just one doper has wanted to
So, what you’re saying is that your cheeks are already red. Someone spanked you right quick.
torie - I think of Tori from Saved by the Bell.
SkipMagic - I think of a middle-aged guy skipping on a sidewalk carrying a magic 8 ball.
Roadwalker - I think of some really skinny guy with long legs and clown shoes (not unlike I picture I drew in fifth grade).
Dewey Cheatem Unhow - I think of Mr. Dewey from Saved by the Bell.
Dread Pirate Jimbo - I think of Wesley from The Princess Bride.
Priceguy - I think of Bob Barker.
gex gex - I think of Dino from The Flintstons.
spooje - I think of a little boy squeezing a tube of frosting (spooje being the noise it makes)
Larry Mudd - I always picture Larry from Perfect Strangers, perhaps splattered with a little mud on his pants leg.
Otto - I think of Otto the Autopilot from Airplane! (And I think of the scene where Elaine manually inflates him)
MrSarcasticus - I picture a cat. It sounds like a name for a grouchy cat to me, like aww, Mr. Sarcasticus, so gwumpy today. Will scwatching behind youw eaws hewp?
Lord Ashtar - I think of Ash from The Evil Dead (specifically when he says, “This is my boomstick.”
CanvasShoes - I picture a moose wearing tennis rackets on his feet. I’m sure you look nothing like this in real life.
SnoopyFan - I picture Snoopy wearing headphones and a t-shirt. Don’t know why.
pepperlandgirl - I picture a little girl with pigtails, about 5, walking on a life-sized candyland board, holding a pepper shaker.
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - I always misread Tricor as Terror and think of Count Chocula.
I know what’s coming next.
“I picture Grasshopper as a girl born in the '80s who watches too much t.v.”
OK… why? And who’s Bob Barker anyway?
Bob Barker is the host of the long-running U.S. game show “The Price is Right.” Whenever I see your name, I hear Johnny Olson saying, “Come on DOWN!” (also from the show).
You should know that I had to go out and buy some corduroys just because of this. Thankfully they were quite reasonable at Costco. I already have some cable knit sweaters, although I’ve not been to Ireland, but will probably have a business meeting there in May or June. There’s a distillery there that’s a big customer of ours.
I don’t know, but what would ** 1920’s Style Death Ray ** look like?
Name registered before “the thread” that went totally mad.
1920’s Style Death Ray is a 32 year old man, who really, really digs Sci-Fi.
He wears glasses, has 4 computers in his apartment that is located in his mothers basement.
Having said that, I do not remember reading any of his/her posts.
Blown & Injected is, in my mind, being blown and injected. Please let me know if you’re a boy or a girl so I should know which section of the pornshop that is mind this should be filed in.
1920’s Style… Ray in my head is dressed in white spats, a zoot suit, and is carrying a gat (which shoots death rays, of course). I may be off by a decade or so there, but that’s the way it goes.
Misstee is missing her t-shirt in my head, which she was wearing with her white cotton panties. Too bad for her, lucky for me. 
This is in more the PG or R section of my head, not in the XXX section like B&I. (Ray is filed under Gangster/Sci-Fi films).
Interesting…the pictures people have of me in their heads isn’t that far removed from reality…